Total Drama Island Article: this is ridiculous -_- (expect a lot of -_- in there :P)

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this is ridiculous -_- (expect a lot of -_- in there :P)

posted by memexD

Ok, I give up...
Aside from having two girls on the show fighting over him despite the fact that he was revealed to be an immoral two-timer, I now find out that actual fans act Sierra-ish over him...-_-
Seariously?... Since I seem to be the most clueless person on this point, I'd be 'honoured' *rolls eyes*, since so many want to be his girlfriend, if you'd explain to me (if anyone even responds to this thing) why you think he'd make such a good boyfriend...
And please don't even bother if it's going to be something shallow and immature like: 'duh! Cz he's like Sooo super hot and dreamy!' ...-_- thank you
which by the way is an answer i almost ALWAYS (-_-) see on anything Duncan-related... And that i still don't get, since:
1. He has a thick unibrow thing on his forehead
2. He's a cartoon character
3. His head has a very creepy pointy shape
4. He's A Cartoon.
5. His legs are freakeshly underdevelopped
6. He's Not Real.
7. It looks like grass is growing out of his head
8. HE. IS. A. FREAKIN. CARTOON! Get it through your head! (please and thank you :P)
Lol i know a lot of people probably want me dead by now ;) but hey, it's called freedom of opinion :) it's not like duncan fangirls are gonna change just because i said so :P
i just like asking people about the reason behind the way they act...
Hehe my psychology teacher is getting to me :P (i knew i shouldn't have stoped sleeping during her class... :P)

iPsychic, Tdinoahiscute4 and 2 others like this

jadore_renard THANK YOU! I've been Sking these questions for seasons now! xD I too would really like to hear people's answers as well c:

shadowknuxgirl I agree with #3 I always thought it was weird.......

starburst-rock Lololol I think Duncan's funny but i don't have crush on him :P that would be weird as heck. I agree with all you said. :D

TDI_Angel I'm not a Duncan fangirl, but I used to be one, so I'll try to answer. Him being a cartoon doesn't take away from his hotness, plenty of people get crushes on cartoons. I think the main reasons Duncan fangirls find him hot are his blue eyes and the whole punk look. Cliche as it sounds, plenty of girls are attracted to the "danger of being with a bad boy." And maybe his voice adds into it (personally, I love his voice, though that might just be me, haha). If Duncan wasn't supposed to be a punk bad boy and didn't have blue eyes, he'd have [i]way[/i] less fangirls. It's not that girls think he'd be a good boyfriend, it's the appeal of a bad boy. TVtropes.com has an entire article called "Draco in Leather Pants" that addresses the issue of people who should be seen as bad and evil being loved by the fanbase. "He's the Prince of Darkness, but I can change him!" Although Duncan isn't actually a villain, per se, he's definitely someone who's actions should be considered wrong and evil (threatening people, stealing, cheating on Courtney, ect). Duncan has gotten less and less fangirls as time goes on because crushes on cartoons don't last forever (of course) and because he gets meaner and nastier as time goes on. I know quite a few Duncan fangirls who have stopped crushing on him because what he did to Courtney was terrible. However, Courtney is one of those characters that half the fanbase loves and the other half hates, so a lot of the Duncan fangirls who are also Courtney haters (or fangirls who are also rabid DxG fans) didn't really care about him cheating, and so they still love him. Sorry if this doesn't really answer your question for you, but I tried. :)

poptrop300 The only thing I'm gonna say is that Duncans pants are just above his buttcheeks making his legs look short.

starburst-rock @poptrop I'm not even gonna lie. You just made my day xD

iPsychic Duncan is one of my least favourite characters, I don't see how people like him! But, having a crush on a cartoon character can be common (I do, but not on Duncan). I think he's had waaaaay to much screen-time too and I was disappointed when he won TDA :( I really wanted Beth to win instead of him.

dxcgleek3 lol I love #5

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Total Drama Life: Episode 1: Elimination Ceremony

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chris: Alright the votes have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!

Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.

Lara, goes in a car with candy and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.

Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!

Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.

Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put you two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard you will be on the Loving Cheaters team.

Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*

Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the next episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!

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ATTENTION! MY RAIN OF DOOM CONTINUES...

posted by Lolly4me2

Sofie: A frufru. :B Wassup, everyone. Your probably thinking, "Sofie, why don't you appear and any articles anymore?" or "Sofie, do you still love Duncan?". WELL, super-awesome-uber-bitches-that-I-love, the answer to question one is because Lolly4me2 is a lazy ass, and the answer to question 2 is PFFF NAAW I WUZ JUST PLAYIN WITH YALL. I hate him. So yeah.
Lolly4me2: Heh-heh... uh, Sofie does not know what she is saying. She... uh... still loves Duncan! VERY MUCH. o_o
Sofie: No I don't. He's an ass.
Lolly4me2: YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU OR I WILL REPLACE YOU WITH MINORA!
Sofie: Nooo... DX But he's still...

Total drama Crazy!! Eposde 7 "total drama gravity"

posted by 123Jordan

all campers: *watches the last eposde*
Zoey: i can't belive i talked like a baby!
Ray: i can't belive i licked chris's arm?
jax: yeah that was grose!
Bridgette: I wonder what our chalange is today.
Izzy: maby there wont be one like last week.
Sam: there was one. remamber? with the coffie?
Izzy: dosen't ring a bell

Sam's POV: sometimes i think izzy is dumber than annie and lindsay!

Chris: campers!!!!!! time for your first chalange!

Jordan: what is it???
Chris: a 0 gravity chalange!
Jax: what are the rules.
Chris: you have to try to stay the longist in here!
Sarah: are u sure this is safe?
Chris: nope!
Lulu:...

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Struggle Then Beileve: Alejandro and Sierra's Tragic Past: Chapter 7

posted by TDIfangirl

The hallway blurred slightly as Alejandro struggled to run, having been seperated from Sierra and Izzy a while before. Voices rang in his head as he sprinted.
You can't run away, Alejandro.
You can't run from the past.
It's a part of you. You can't run away.
Seeing his vision's blurring increase, the arch villain stopped.
You can't forget, not now; it's your fault for spilling the beans.
All of a sudden, the scenery began to whirl around Alejandro as he fell to the ground with a groan. Everything seemed hopeless now, and it was all his fault.

"Some people in this world; I don't know who they think...

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IzzyxEva: A Poem

posted by TDI_Angel

I've been having writer's block when it comes to poetry, so when this popped into my mind, I HAD to post it! Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. :/
WARNING: Femslash, as in Yuri or GirlxGirl. You don't like, don't read.
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The bully and the crazy girl,
Two lost hearts sent in a whirl
Two outcasts, together they fit,
Who ever would have guessed it?

Soft green eyes of smiles and laughter
Those are the eyes Eva's after
Waterfall of auburn hair,
Need to find her, where is she, where?

Childishness and crazy thoughts,
Feelings of love Eva fought
Heart quickens when she...

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Total Drama Replay: (2) "Downfall"

posted by Mp4girl

I decided to throw in a couple of new people..

"Ranma? How long until we get there?" Yuri pestered her brother as he drove to Niagara Falls.
Ranma looked back. "How would I know?!" Ranma groaned, then winked at Sofie. "If she asks, though, I might consider telling her."
Sofie looked down and blushed. "How long until we get there?" she asked nervously.
From the steering wheel came Ranma's laugh. "Like, ten minutes?"

Yuri scowled. "You told her? RANMA. I was the one who said you could come with us."
Penny and Christy nodded in unison. "Yeaahhhh, she did," they chorused.
Sofie said, "That was a good...

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The Ranma Pokemon - RanmaxSofie

posted by Mp4girl

-Sofie-

When I’m playing my Nintendo DS, I do not like to be interrupted.

Just get that one fact straight. “Yes... yes!” I squealed. “Omigod. Almost to the fight area...” I murmured to myself. I sat slouched on my green beanbag chair, and I stared intently into my DS screen.
“Sofie!” A voice called from downstairs. I felt a flicker of irritation towards my mother for interrupting.
“What now, Mom?” I called back.
There was no answer, just some strained footsteps that I didn’t care much about. I shrugged and focused on my DS game. I knew my DS time was limited, so I wanted to...

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Total drama Abnormale! Eposode 1!

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things you might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what you will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did you bring...

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Loivng the One Who's Dating the Person You Hate

posted by potterandtdi

I walked down the school hallways with Bridgette at my side. I was fuming. I just found out that the guy I'm crushing on has one bitch of a girlfriend. My worst nightmare: Gwen. "Uh,oh. Gwen alert." I looked to see Gwen leaning on Duncan's locker, kissing him. I gripped my books tightly and walked away with Bridgette. Bridgette and I were probably the most-feared girls in school. Bridgette didn't change. She just liked hanging around with me. She was like my sister. Anyways, I kept walking with Bridgette to gym, my final period.

As we ran in gym, I saw the most popular guy at school, Justin,...

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What's a CIT-in-training when it's melted to dust? Coal dust?

posted by Mp4girl

Do NOT read this if you love Courtney. Don't. If you do, you have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because you were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do you think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me or get me in trouble, or votes for me in the marshmallow ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how...

Prolouge

posted by potterandtdi

I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her heart rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a stool next to her bed and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to show her I was tough. "Duncan, you can't stop me. I need to go. You know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I love you Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I love you." Her heart rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.

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TOTAL DRAMA SOLITARY ep 1 the first loser

posted by dxarmy423

Val: welcome to total drama solitary

Val: where 10 guests will be pushed to there mental and physical breaking points

Val: this is solitary

*camera flashes into each persons cell and shows all of them in there pods*

Val: welcome to solitary

Everybody: thank you

Val: well lets get started

Val: remember you know there names but they dont

#1- Ashley: Owns a skateboard shop

#2- Kaitlan: Life guard

#3- Antonia: Actress

#4- Andrea: Works at walmart

#5- Rebekah: Ipod fan

#6- Phil: Cashier

#7- CJ: Sweeney Todd Fanatic

#8- Callie: World record agent

#9- Jane: Clean freak

#10- Sumer: Scared of spiders

Val: so what do...

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here you go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never said anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do you hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't you ask Chris for the day off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do you think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Everybody Hates Heather~ One-Shot For CourtneyGirl

posted by dXcFan14

Penny had been picked to fight heather in a challenge. She decided she would fight with her bear hands. The fighting began. Heather immediately tried to pull penny's hair. Penny's body was shaking with anticipation to seriously do some damage to the queen bee, maybe even kill her. Heather slapped her round the face. This set her off. She wasn't about to get her ass kicked by this biatch! She pulled out her gun and shot heather. The bang silenced everyone as they looked at Penny-now a killer-in shock

Penny (CourtneyGirl)

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad you tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate you dad!
Owen's mom: Do you think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five minutes later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me by i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are you up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And by the exacly why are you at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask you if you wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and Vampires

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I said and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can you leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of You Have Casted Your Votes. Safe From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What You Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off Next On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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Blackmail "Biffles"

posted by Lolly4me2

Click.
I turned from song to song on my iPod, searching for my row of Ranma 1/2 themes. When I found my mind-requested tune, I began to sing the Japanese to English translation.

"No way! No way! Even if it's all up to me.
No way! No way! Will I ever give up.
In this whole wide world.
Your the only "you".
Walking along the beach.
In the sunshine.
(Beneath) the extended,
Para, para, parasol!
It's like there's a cleansing wind in my heart.
Blowing those gloomy thoughts right out.
Whoa-ho! My fingers tremble.
Whoa-ho! My face grows warm.
It's the first step, no doubt; it's love--"

I hooked the earphone away and...