Total Drama Island Article: Total Drama Blank!!! (episode 9)

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posted by starburst-rock

(I'm So Sorry I haven't gotten this up sooner!!! I rlly want to get this done b 4 2marro since I'll b gone almost all day 2marro. Well....ENJOY!!!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY (Thank you to Gwentrend24 for teaching me how to spell that very evil won't-let-me-spell-right-word :D)

Crystal: Ummm.....Chef. Not to be rude-

Star: Shocker

Crystal: *Gives Star a funny look* anyways......Why the heck are you here?

Chef: Well Rayla apparently 'needed sleep' because the doctors said it's 'not heathy' to stay up 5 days strait. *mumbles* Pshh when I was in the army sleep wasn't a choice.

Noah: Please tell me you won't be in charge of the next challenge.

Chef: 'NUFF CHIT-CHAT!! The first YouTube inspired filth goes to Samantha!

I'm blue Dawboo-di Dawboo-die! Oh srry that songs stuck in my head well um final 2 r Crystal and Izzy

Chef: Well we all know little Miss Nut Head is going so.....GET YA BUTT OFF THE ISLAND!!

Izzy: No oversized cross-dresser tells Izzy what to do!!!! *Backflips and ends up kicking chef in the grouns*

Chef; *falls to the floor* Why....you!

Izzy: Mwhahaha!! No one shall catch me!!!! EEEEEEE!!!! See guys! I can also speak Dolphin! That was dolphin language for: LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT, THEN GO TO TACO BELL TO GET RICE!!!!
*jumps on dolphin of shame and leaves*

All: 0.o

Chef: I've seen all of these things and most of them end up with everybody wide eyed! Who writes this crap?!

Harold: Well....

Chef: NOBODY CARES!!!! NOW GET YA BUTTS TO BED MAGGOTS!!!

THE NEXT DAY IN THE MESS HALL

Zeke: Yo, Our host is missing Eh?

Mirra: Douse that mean we're having a free-day?

Just then, a tall African-American who was wearing glasses runs into the room.

Cody: Who are you?

Girl: Oh hi! I'm LeHenesee.

Cody: And why are you here?

LeHenesee: Oh!! Um... I'm being the host for today because Rayla is sick :)

Destrey: Well new host we need an intro!

LeHenesee: -.- Rayla told me about you.....

Destrey: AWWW!!! I feel so touched! Now intro!!!

LeHenesee: -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank!!! Stuff went on! And it just so happens to be that kinda stuff that makes a host fall asleep for a day! Will these campers annoy me?! Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Now campers, To the stage!

STAGE

LeHenesee: What you see now is a stage!

Noah: No Duh.

LeHenesee: Anyways..... When y'all are threw with it, it better look like a Run-way!

LeShawana: Oh Gurl!!!! I love fashion!

LeHenesee: Haha me to! That's why this week you guys are gonna make your own Fashion show!

all Girls except 4 Eva, Gwen, and Ava: YAY!!!

Guys: BOOO!!!

LeHenesee: Ok so the rules are that your fashion show must have a female And male model. Each model will modal one outfit. Now before we start-

All: How bout a song?!

LeHenesee: FINE! Take all the fun out of it!!! Now sing!!!

I want to start a revolution
A type of personal solution
We all have got our own pollution
It's all about the execution

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

We're a complicated nation
And now we're in a situation
Let's take a Maybelline vacation
And get yourself some validation

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

I'll be your mirror
Darling, let your hair down
Show me what you're working with
And let me see you

Strut, strut
Strut, strut, how you wanna be

Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

Strut for me and show me what you're working with
Strut for me and show me what you're working with

LeHenesee: Great! Now get to work!

With El Skittles!!!

Bridgette: Ok so who wants to design the 2 outfits?

Samanthat: *Sigh* I guess I could....

Bridgette: Ok now Cody, you work out all the electric stuff.

Cody: Fine with me!

Bridgette: Now for our models...... Any takers?

Robin: I'll do it!

Bridgette: Cool! So now for the guy.

After about 5 seconds of staring off into space.

Bridgette: Destrey Why don't-

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: But-

Destrey; No.

Bridgette: You don't even know what I'm going to say!

Destrey: Ok then say it.

Bridgette: Would you be are guy model?!

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: OH COME ON!!!

With LE Starburst!!!

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! How could they give us LE! We are much better then LE!

Mirra: Harold?

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! It's just so wrong!! GOSH!!! (I am putting way to many GOSHES)

Mirra: HAROLD!!!

Harold: GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH!!!!!

Duncan: *punches Harold*

Harold:.............

Duncan: Please continue.

Mirra: Ok? So who's gonna design the clothes??

LeShawana: OH gurl! You have to let me do this! Shawnee lives to design!

Noah: You also said you lived to dance. Remember how that turned out.

LeShawana: What's wrong with my dancing?!

Noah: Oh where to begin...

LeShwana: Oh Your askin for it string bean!!

Mirra: GUYS!! Focus we need to get this done!

All: *nods*

Mirra: Ok so Noah and Harold will do the electric crap sence there the nerds. Modles?

Crystal: I guess I can do it.

Star: Figures you'd want to show yourself off.

****CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: Umm wow..... That was really rude. I don't get why Star is so mad at me. I mean, I told her I don't like Noah, and that we're only friends. Besides, I think I kinda like someone on the other team. A tall, bunny loving someone. *sighs dreamily, and remembers where she is* Uh...I mean.. *cuts out*
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Mirra: Since the other two guys on our team are already doing something and I know for a fact that Duncan will never do it...... Alejandro? Can you model for us?

Alejandro: *Kisses Mirra's hand* If it will make you happy, it would be a great honer.

Mirra: *blushes* O-ok :)

Yadayadayada , stuff goes on, GOSH GOSH GOSH.

LeHenesee: Annnnnnndddddd TIME!! Time to present the show starting with skittles.

(Let's pretend the whole entire fashion show is over and Team skittles won because Alejandro tripped and fell off the stage.)

LeHenesee: Well this was.....interesting... Now you get questions! Who dose write this crap?, Who was Crystal talking about?, Will Rayla be awake next episode?! Find out next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!

(There LeHenesee! I finally put u in my story so stop asking!! I would like to thank my NEW co-writer Nocofangirl218! I know this was poo and I'm sorry. It's just that it's 3:02 am and I can barley keep my eyelids from closing! Please leave comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism!!! Thanks!! Abby/Starburst-Rock)

Gwentrend24, nocofangirl218 and 1 other like this

casacada1007 the questions 1 starburst-rock ofcourese 2 dj 3 i hope so i vote of harold with his gosh gosh gosh thingy that is just so annoying it wasn't alejandro's fault that he tripped

casacada1007 could you in you're next aritcle say the remaning teams i don't know who's still in tdb

colecutegirl I love it lolz i luv the part when Rayla warned me about you. I was like O.o run destery!! lolz great job

casacada1007 colecutegirl who are you gonna vote of :)

starburst-rock @casacada1007 sure I'll Post the teams @Colecutegirl I'm glad u liked it!

casacada1007 starburst everybody likes it

starburst-rock Awww thanks!

obssesedTDIgirl Lol. Robin and Destrey always do the same thing. (like in the last challenge they sang together and now they had to model)

obssesedTDIgirl Anyway I really liked this "episode"

starburst-rock Thanks!

noahnstar1616 Awesome "episode"! Answers: 1) Starburst-Rock(duh!) 2) DJ(obviously) 3) PLEASE!!(I don't like Le) Eliminate: Alejandro(or Harold)

Gwentrend24 Hilarious, as always! Thx for the spelling of ceremony mention. I really appreciated it. Anyway, it's answering time. 1)I don't know, I'm not the one reading the crap. All I see is a hilarious, well written article in front of me. 2) -.- Is this another trick question of Rayla's? 3) 20% of me is saying, heck yeah! 30% of me is saying, I doubt it, and 70% of me is saying I want pie. Wait......that's 120%. -.- Ugh, math is not my forte.

nocofangirl218 AWESOME!!!!! :D If its cool, could you add a couple scene for Crystal next episode? *2 answer your questions* 1) You, and its not crap! Its a thing of beauty! TuT *tears of joy* 2) Is this a trick question? 3) Maybe.......

obssesedTDIgirl 1.You write it and it's not crap. (you spelled does wrong) 2.Trick question?! You're the deceiver! (jk, lol) 3.We can only hope

casacada1007 are mirra and alejandro going to be a couple

starburst-rock Maybe :)

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Source: Moi

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Franky494's Total Drama Camp Elim 1 and Challenge 2

posted by Franky494

*ELIMINATION*
Tiffany, Artemis, Claudia, Marissa, Heather, Izzy, Lindsay, Zam, Noah, DJ, Ryan, Duncan are safe
LASTLY TYLER IS SAFE

Edmund is Eliminated
Challenge 2:Todays Challenge is Sports
To Make It Fair Claudia will [u]NOT[u] be Competing
In
Basketball
Tyler VS Lindsay

Swimming
Zam and Noah VS Marissa and Tiffany

400m Relay
Duncan and DJ VS Izzy and Heather

Rock Climbing
Ryan VS Artemis

What You Need to do
Basketball
Create a Shot (Swish etc.) and Explain how you do the shot
Swimming
Message me how far(In Metres) You can swim in one go (PLEASE BE HONEST)
Rock Climbing
Whoever replies "I Climbed The Wall"...

Total Drama Interviews! Episode 1 Part 1

posted by TDIlover4ever

Hey peoples! :3
Welcome to...Total...Drama........INTERVIEWS! :3

Today we will be interviewing Bridgette!

So, comment and send your questions for Bridgette! I need atleast five questions!

And please, no rude questions or else they will not be in this article.
EXAMPLE: You CAN'T post questions saying the characters are a bitch, stupid, and etc.

So, please send in your questions for Bridgette and the second part of Total Drama Interviews will be up soon!

~♥

EDIT: Okay, Fanpop won't let me post this unless this is longer, so all this is just random shit..so don't report. I'm basically forced to make...

Superficially...

posted by Mp4girl

Huh. I guess I didn't keep my promise. I said that I would leave you all alone, but I have something to say. This is on behalf of all the TDI-Fanpoppers who felt as I did. No, this is not TDI-related. Is there a problem? It's what I think. You deal with it.

Superficially,

I tend to be selfish at times. I want things I probably don’t need. I say things that nobody deserves to hear. My thoughts ... aren’t always pleasant. I like it when people give me things and I like praise. I like hearing that I’ve done a good job no matter what it is. I subtly take advantage of people.

I say bad things...

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gwenxtrent part1

posted by Fangirl99

this is some random story me and courtney370 made

gwen:courtney370
trent:me *fangirl99*

theres a rumor going around that gwen is an alien.

trent:gwen,i got to ask you something

gwen:what?

trent:well,people say your an alien,are you?

gwen:no!

trent:then,why is there a flying saucer?or,am i going crazy?

gwen:your going crazy.you can talk to me when your not on drugs.

trent:wait!

gwen:go away!

trent:why?

gwen casue im gonig in the shower!

trent:ive go to stick around for that.

gwen:trent is such a perevert

gwen takes a shower and trent watches.

then trent falls off a ladder

trent:AHH!

gwen gets dressed and sits...

tdh ep. 10

posted by splinter505

jumanji: *in body cast* i'm so happy Death wen't home
Aydan: tell me about it
Alex: i am so gonna win
Phil: today your challenge is to fight a ghost, your teams will be brought together once and you will choose a person to fight
zombies: look at jumanji
jumanji: i can't i'm in a body cast
Alex: oh than me
jumanji: fine
jackie: hollow
Hollow: fine
Phil: skellotens your up
hollow: die
ghost: *punches Hollow*
hollow: * falls to grown*
Phil: your out,next
Alex: *gets sword* die
ghost: agg!!!
Phil: you win, now every one to the ceremony
later at ceremony
Phil: alex has invincibilety, summer, hollow
, Jacki and Aydan your safe. bye carly

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The diary of Izzy pt 4

posted by TDIlover226

April 21 2010.
theres only like nine days or something left until I go to new york.Duncan and Courtney said that they are getting my apartment ready so when we arive we won't have much to worry about. What I'm really worrying about is if me and Owen can find jobs.......

April 26 2010.
sorry, I havn't wrote in here in 5 days. I'm so happy. only 4 more days in this hell hole,then I go to new york with owen. never to come back. here forever, here always. I'm thinking of that line, thats what JG would always say, it was usually after a prank, but more times than that, JG says tha it's insperational,...

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A Night to Remember...

added by TaintedArtist

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me and my friends (same but with ava dawn and ronnie

added by jjj113

Source: MEE AND TDI PEOPLE

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From Creepy to Lady ch2

posted by vamp_grl_123

AN: Ok i posted chapter 1 like a billion years ago and never did post the rest. Sory. If u need a refresh on chapter 1 check it out here. (link) Also if u dont want to wait for me to update here, u can read what i got so far here as well

One more thing. This is rated PG-13.

Gwen's POV

I sat in the cold quite darkness of my room slowly nibbling the food I was given. I cant believe that woman made me live with 4 beautiful guys. She knows how I hate and distrust beautiful people. Or at least I have been 2 years ago till now. It was such a painful memory I'd rather not rethink it. Let's just say...