Total Drama Island Article: Total Drama Blank!!! (episode 9)

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posted by starburst-rock

(I'm So Sorry I haven't gotten this up sooner!!! I rlly want to get this done b 4 2marro since I'll b gone almost all day 2marro. Well....ENJOY!!!)

ELIMINATION CEREMONY (Thank you to Gwentrend24 for teaching me how to spell that very evil won't-let-me-spell-right-word :D)

Crystal: Ummm.....Chef. Not to be rude-

Star: Shocker

Crystal: *Gives Star a funny look* anyways......Why the heck are you here?

Chef: Well Rayla apparently 'needed sleep' because the doctors said it's 'not heathy' to stay up 5 days strait. *mumbles* Pshh when I was in the army sleep wasn't a choice.

Noah: Please tell me you won't be in charge of the next challenge.

Chef: 'NUFF CHIT-CHAT!! The first YouTube inspired filth goes to Samantha!

I'm blue Dawboo-di Dawboo-die! Oh srry that songs stuck in my head well um final 2 r Crystal and Izzy

Chef: Well we all know little Miss Nut Head is going so.....GET YA BUTT OFF THE ISLAND!!

Izzy: No oversized cross-dresser tells Izzy what to do!!!! *Backflips and ends up kicking chef in the grouns*

Chef; *falls to the floor* Why....you!

Izzy: Mwhahaha!! No one shall catch me!!!! EEEEEEE!!!! See guys! I can also speak Dolphin! That was dolphin language for: LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT, THEN GO TO TACO BELL TO GET RICE!!!!
*jumps on dolphin of shame and leaves*

All: 0.o

Chef: I've seen all of these things and most of them end up with everybody wide eyed! Who writes this crap?!

Harold: Well....

Chef: NOBODY CARES!!!! NOW GET YA BUTTS TO BED MAGGOTS!!!

THE NEXT DAY IN THE MESS HALL

Zeke: Yo, Our host is missing Eh?

Mirra: Douse that mean we're having a free-day?

Just then, a tall African-American who was wearing glasses runs into the room.

Cody: Who are you?

Girl: Oh hi! I'm LeHenesee.

Cody: And why are you here?

LeHenesee: Oh!! Um... I'm being the host for today because Rayla is sick :)

Destrey: Well new host we need an intro!

LeHenesee: -.- Rayla told me about you.....

Destrey: AWWW!!! I feel so touched! Now intro!!!

LeHenesee: -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank!!! Stuff went on! And it just so happens to be that kinda stuff that makes a host fall asleep for a day! Will these campers annoy me?! Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Now campers, To the stage!

STAGE

LeHenesee: What you see now is a stage!

Noah: No Duh.

LeHenesee: Anyways..... When y'all are threw with it, it better look like a Run-way!

LeShawana: Oh Gurl!!!! I love fashion!

LeHenesee: Haha me to! That's why this week you guys are gonna make your own Fashion show!

all Girls except 4 Eva, Gwen, and Ava: YAY!!!

Guys: BOOO!!!

LeHenesee: Ok so the rules are that your fashion show must have a female And male model. Each model will modal one outfit. Now before we start-

All: How bout a song?!

LeHenesee: FINE! Take all the fun out of it!!! Now sing!!!

I want to start a revolution
A type of personal solution
We all have got our own pollution
It's all about the execution

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

We're a complicated nation
And now we're in a situation
Let's take a Maybelline vacation
And get yourself some validation

You got something to say, your hands are tied, open your mouth, open it wide
Let the freedom begin
Get on the floor, just let it drive, don't it feel good, don't it feel hot?
Feel the fire within

I wanna see you strut, strut, strut, come on walk for me
Strut, strut, strut, how you wanna be
Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo

Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

I'll be your mirror
Darling, let your hair down
Show me what you're working with
And let me see you

Strut, strut
Strut, strut, how you wanna be

Everybody's looking for some love, but they don't know
How to let it all hang out and that's why they're solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo
Solo, solo, don't wanna be solo

Strut for me and show me what you're working with
Strut for me and show me what you're working with

LeHenesee: Great! Now get to work!

With El Skittles!!!

Bridgette: Ok so who wants to design the 2 outfits?

Samanthat: *Sigh* I guess I could....

Bridgette: Ok now Cody, you work out all the electric stuff.

Cody: Fine with me!

Bridgette: Now for our models...... Any takers?

Robin: I'll do it!

Bridgette: Cool! So now for the guy.

After about 5 seconds of staring off into space.

Bridgette: Destrey Why don't-

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: But-

Destrey; No.

Bridgette: You don't even know what I'm going to say!

Destrey: Ok then say it.

Bridgette: Would you be are guy model?!

Destrey: No.

Bridgette: OH COME ON!!!

With LE Starburst!!!

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! How could they give us LE! We are much better then LE!

Mirra: Harold?

Harold: I mean GOSH!!! It's just so wrong!! GOSH!!! (I am putting way to many GOSHES)

Mirra: HAROLD!!!

Harold: GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH!!!!!

Duncan: *punches Harold*

Harold:.............

Duncan: Please continue.

Mirra: Ok? So who's gonna design the clothes??

LeShawana: OH gurl! You have to let me do this! Shawnee lives to design!

Noah: You also said you lived to dance. Remember how that turned out.

LeShawana: What's wrong with my dancing?!

Noah: Oh where to begin...

LeShwana: Oh Your askin for it string bean!!

Mirra: GUYS!! Focus we need to get this done!

All: *nods*

Mirra: Ok so Noah and Harold will do the electric crap sence there the nerds. Modles?

Crystal: I guess I can do it.

Star: Figures you'd want to show yourself off.

****CONFESSIONAL****
Crystal: Umm wow..... That was really rude. I don't get why Star is so mad at me. I mean, I told her I don't like Noah, and that we're only friends. Besides, I think I kinda like someone on the other team. A tall, bunny loving someone. *sighs dreamily, and remembers where she is* Uh...I mean.. *cuts out*
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Mirra: Since the other two guys on our team are already doing something and I know for a fact that Duncan will never do it...... Alejandro? Can you model for us?

Alejandro: *Kisses Mirra's hand* If it will make you happy, it would be a great honer.

Mirra: *blushes* O-ok :)

Yadayadayada , stuff goes on, GOSH GOSH GOSH.

LeHenesee: Annnnnnndddddd TIME!! Time to present the show starting with skittles.

(Let's pretend the whole entire fashion show is over and Team skittles won because Alejandro tripped and fell off the stage.)

LeHenesee: Well this was.....interesting... Now you get questions! Who dose write this crap?, Who was Crystal talking about?, Will Rayla be awake next episode?! Find out next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!

(There LeHenesee! I finally put u in my story so stop asking!! I would like to thank my NEW co-writer Nocofangirl218! I know this was poo and I'm sorry. It's just that it's 3:02 am and I can barley keep my eyelids from closing! Please leave comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism!!! Thanks!! Abby/Starburst-Rock)

Gwentrend24, nocofangirl218 and 1 other like this

casacada1007 the questions 1 starburst-rock ofcourese 2 dj 3 i hope so i vote of harold with his gosh gosh gosh thingy that is just so annoying it wasn't alejandro's fault that he tripped

casacada1007 could you in you're next aritcle say the remaning teams i don't know who's still in tdb

colecutegirl I love it lolz i luv the part when Rayla warned me about you. I was like O.o run destery!! lolz great job

casacada1007 colecutegirl who are you gonna vote of :)

starburst-rock @casacada1007 sure I'll Post the teams @Colecutegirl I'm glad u liked it!

casacada1007 starburst everybody likes it

starburst-rock Awww thanks!

obssesedTDIgirl Lol. Robin and Destrey always do the same thing. (like in the last challenge they sang together and now they had to model)

obssesedTDIgirl Anyway I really liked this "episode"

starburst-rock Thanks!

noahnstar1616 Awesome "episode"! Answers: 1) Starburst-Rock(duh!) 2) DJ(obviously) 3) PLEASE!!(I don't like Le) Eliminate: Alejandro(or Harold)

Gwentrend24 Hilarious, as always! Thx for the spelling of ceremony mention. I really appreciated it. Anyway, it's answering time. 1)I don't know, I'm not the one reading the crap. All I see is a hilarious, well written article in front of me. 2) -.- Is this another trick question of Rayla's? 3) 20% of me is saying, heck yeah! 30% of me is saying, I doubt it, and 70% of me is saying I want pie. Wait......that's 120%. -.- Ugh, math is not my forte.

nocofangirl218 AWESOME!!!!! :D If its cool, could you add a couple scene for Crystal next episode? *2 answer your questions* 1) You, and its not crap! Its a thing of beauty! TuT *tears of joy* 2) Is this a trick question? 3) Maybe.......

obssesedTDIgirl 1.You write it and it's not crap. (you spelled does wrong) 2.Trick question?! You're the deceiver! (jk, lol) 3.We can only hope

casacada1007 are mirra and alejandro going to be a couple

starburst-rock Maybe :)

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Total Drama Reality Check! Episode 4 Part 1/2! "The not so Amazing Race"

posted by BridgexJordan

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality Check! We had a fashion runway based on the reality show "Project Runway". Are contestants had to design there best cloths, and their worst make-up job. Lily showed us an interesting surprise and Lance showed that he can be a model. In the end, it was Team Fake who won the 3rd time in a row winning a reward of a make-over! Will team Fake win for the 4th time in a row. And if they would've, did I just jinx them? Find out right here. Right now. On Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake boy's trailer)
Vincent: Agggghhh...
Blake: What's your...

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Why? Chapter 8

posted by iPsychic

Hi! Sorry I didn't post for a week, I had school and didn't have time to make another chapter. I do make my own animations, watch YouTube videos, make my own movies, play flute and much more as well as writing in my spare time. I didn't proof read as I didn't have time. Also, there is a person from the old cast in this chapter. I'm pretty sure that the old cast are 18 and the new cast are 16, but in this story they're all the same age. Enjoy :)

*Gym Class*

'I heard we're getting a new teacher today. Isn't that exciting?' Cameron asked us.

'Not really. What happens if they're tougher and meaner?'...

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total drama camp 10

posted by colecutegirl

okiez so im gunna try to make this longer and better than usual cause ...i am a crappy writer and hav been a lazy ass not bothering to post camp articles im sorries. plus iv been additcted to deathnote latley.i love mattxmello....yeah ppl probs dnt know wtf im talking -writing about if u do than ill give u 4 props XD
:3______________________________________________:3

*elimination ceremony*

riley: okie i have NOOOO f***ing idea who to vote off

mirra: no need to swear

riley: aw okies so im gunna kick off like a bunch of peeplz. *smilez innocentley and poinst at erica ,katie, tyler and trent* SCREW...

TDI Chat Part 2

posted by DarKnessQuEen

*ModelWoman/Lindsay has logged on*

*DarKnessQuEen/Me has logged on*

*Ms.QueenBee/Heather has logged on*

*Juvie+Princess/Courtney has logged on*

Juvie+Princess:Um who are you???

ModelWoman:I'm Lindsay!!!

Juvie+Princess:Not you Lindsay DarKnessQuEen!

DarKnessQuEen:I'm Diane,I just moved here.

Ms.QueenBee:So um are you like goth or somethin???

DarKnessQuEen:No I'm Emo its a whole nother thing.

*EMODude/Billy has lOgged on*

*GothGirl127/Gwen has logged on*

GothGirl127:Hey guys. Whos the new girl?

ModelWoman:For the last time I'm lindsay don't you remember me???

Juvie+Princess:This is Diane she just moved...

a song i made for my oc

posted by bcthestrongest

ok this girl named is Nicki not Lewinsky she is not minaj or a pipsqueak she is my daughter she is the oc of my mother she reflects like nothing
this boy named is bruce not bruce lee he is just playing county he loves to rap and sing and stuff but he wont really mess u up
this girl named is Demon not cinnamon she is spicey and she love ricey she cheap like heck she met Gwen
this boy named is blast he cant kick your oops cant say that word he sweet and loyal we just call him mobile
this girl named is Corabella no not Cinderella she sweet with every touch she can really mess u up Bruce is her brother...

love at first sight part 4

posted by tdigirl

kylie runs up to annie*

kylie: omg we have to take her to the e.r

*geoff pick up annie and everyone runs to duncan's car

geoff: duncan hurry up she might be hurt

duncan:it wont start

kylie: *sighs* as she kicks the car

duncan: wow it started

geoff: come on hurry

*as we get to the hospital*

kylie: nurse we have annie and she burnt her self

nurse: im sorry we dont have any rooms open

kylie: listen lady my bestie is here and she needs a room *she says mean like*

duncan: kylie calm down

*kylie runs into a room and looks for a docter*

duncan: kylie shell be fine *as he hugs her*

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TDIW results for 6/03/09

posted by dxarmy423

RESULTS FROM LAST WEEKS EPISODE-

1. LeShawna defeated Heather, Bridgette and Eva to win the Divas title.

2. Harold defeated Justin by countout. Justin was thrown of the top rope taking a 8 foot fall to the outside of the ring. He was carried out of the arena on a stretcher and has been cleared to compete.

3. Cody defeated Tyler in a steel cage to win the Wawanaka Title. Tyler was winning at first. He hit Cody with some big moves as the match started. But Tyler tried to escape the cage to early and Cody got to him. They both fell 15 feet to the center of the ring. Lindsay came running to ringside...

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Total drama nature episode 2, BFF's

posted by TDIlover226

It was 7am, time to get up. All the campers got up, and hiked up the mountain again. "I'm getting sick of doing this" said Heather. "I'm gonna have to get used to seeing you like this" said Gwen, "Blonde hair, up in picktails! with an orange and green outfit!". "Oh, of corse you don't like it!" said Heather. "No, I do like it, it's a good look" said Gwen. "Yeah" said Chris, Izzy, and Owen. Heather got a smile on her face and continued to hike up the mountain. "This does get tiring" said Trent.

Soon the campres were up the mountian. "I will pair you up in groups of two, then you have to go far...

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COO COO KA CHOO

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tdik episode 1 part 2

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Source: tdk part 2 of 3

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TDI Soul Surfer- Chapter 1: The Beginning

posted by graysie14

I was born in Hawaii to two die-hard surfers. Who said I didn't have salt water in my vanes? Two brothers. That's my answer to why I'm so competitive. Me and my best friend, Katie, were best friends since birth. We spent more time wet then we did dry. My mom was convinced that we were mermaids. The moment I caught my first wave, I knew I wanted to be a pro surfer.
Bridgette, at the age of 12, dived into the water with her surf board. She came up as she is now, 16. She paddeled out to a wave and got in the middle of it. She came up and she rode the wave.
Surfing is my passion.
Bridgette was...