(SUPRISE!!!! I'm writing this early!! :D)
Rayla walks in the middle of both cabins (at 3:00 a.m) with a HUGE bullhorn.
Rayla: >:(.......*into bullhorn* YALL GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE!!!!
Everyone walks out of there cabins tired.
Geoff: *yawns* Yo Dude! Why are we up so early?
Rayla: Because I am mad at all of you!
Geoff: what did we do?
Rayla: YOU DIDNT SAVE ME ANY PIE!!!
All: 0.o oops......
Rayla: Oh but Geoff you can go back to sleep. I feel bad because you died in a DxG story I was reading. :)
DxG: 0.o
Geoff: Can my Bridgey-bare come?
Rayla: No.
Geoff: Then I'll stay!
Bridghette: Awww! That is the sweetest thing ever!!! Cause when Rayla doesn't get her pie she usually tortures us!
Geoff: 0.o um.... Ya anything.... Uh for you babe!
They make out.
Rayla: -.- ya ok. Your funeral.
Destrey: Wait don't you have to do your intro?
Rayla: UHG! Fine *says very very fast* Last Time on total drama blank. I was nice and let the campers do nothing! So they make pie and don't give me any. How will I torture them? Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK! There!
All: 0.o
Rayla: Your challenge this week it to sing the most annoying songs-in me and NoCofangirl218's opinion-ever! Whoever is the last person left, there team will win! (A/N that did not sound right.... AND I DIDN'T MEEN IN THE PERVY WAY!!)
Mirra: Well thats not that hard.
Rayla: *Smirks and puts on ear muffs* riiiiiggghhhht. The first song I want y'all to sing is FRIDAY BY REBECCA BLACK!!!
All: NOOOO!!!!!
Rayla: Yes! :) Now sing!
All: Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Destrey: OH MY GOD!!! I can't believe we all had to sing that horrible song! Dx
Rayla: Do I smell a quiter?
Destrey: Wait... What song are we doing next?
Rayla: My jeans by Jenna Rose.
Destrey, Gwen, Zanna, and Duncan: I QUITE!!!
Rayla: Hee Hee Hee >:D now for the Ramaining people.....SING!!!!
(A/N let's pretend they sang the whole song and you read all of it because I can't find the stupid lyrics!)
Rayla: Let's see who's left :)
HAROLD
ERICA
CRYSTAL
BRIDGHETTE
TRENT
STAR
LESHWANA
SAMANTHAT
JADA
CODY
HEATHER
ZEKE
Rayla: Well then... I really thought everyone would quit after those terrible songs......WAIT!!!
Everyone:WHAT!!
Rayla: Cody say something!
Cody: Pie is awesome
Rayla: WELL PIE DOSNT THINK YOUR AWESOME SO SHUT UP!!!!
Cody: T.T
Rayla: Sorry I thought I was gunna go an episode without being mean to Cody!
****AT THE AFTERMATH STUDIO****
Sierra: GRRRR!!!
****BACK****
Rayla: Ok well I guess you guys are gunna have Bieber fever!!!
All:NOOOO
**many Justin Bieber songs later**
Rayla: Now who's left?
Trent and Crystal raise there hands.
Rayla: I guess we're gunna have to bring out the Ke$ha.
Crystal: What song?
Rayla: cannibal >=D now SING!!!
Final 2: I have a heart
I swear I do
But just not baby
When it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
Hush if you know what's good for you
I think you're hot
I think you're cool
You're the kind of guy
I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous
You're up my anus
Now I'm gonna eat you fool
I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'l eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'll eat you up
Whenever you tell me that I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me
Your little heart goes pitter-patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea
And for dessert I'll suck your teeth
[ From: link ]
Be too sweet and you'll be a goner
Yep! I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer
I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'l eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'll eat you up
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you up
I love you
I warned you
Trent: I-I I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!!
Rayla: Mwhahahahahaha Now you know you have to give me pie! >=D
Everyone: *Nods there head scared*
Rayla: Ok so ya...TEAM STARBURST WIN!!!
Team Starburst: *cheers*
Rayla: Team Skittles. Time to vote someone off! On the next article! For now you get questions! Will people get me pie!, Did you get annoyed by those songs?, And guess what! I FINALLY GOT MY PEPSIE!!! Well see you next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!
(Im sorry if you liked some of the songs I put in here '^^ Well I hope u enjoyed it
I did it early cuz I b nice :> please leave comments and CUNSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and Thank you! Starburst-Rock!!!)
Rayla walks in the middle of both cabins (at 3:00 a.m) with a HUGE bullhorn.
Rayla: >:(.......*into bullhorn* YALL GET YOUR LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE!!!!
Everyone walks out of there cabins tired.
Geoff: *yawns* Yo Dude! Why are we up so early?
Rayla: Because I am mad at all of you!
Geoff: what did we do?
Rayla: YOU DIDNT SAVE ME ANY PIE!!!
All: 0.o oops......
Rayla: Oh but Geoff you can go back to sleep. I feel bad because you died in a DxG story I was reading. :)
DxG: 0.o
Geoff: Can my Bridgey-bare come?
Rayla: No.
Geoff: Then I'll stay!
Bridghette: Awww! That is the sweetest thing ever!!! Cause when Rayla doesn't get her pie she usually tortures us!
Geoff: 0.o um.... Ya anything.... Uh for you babe!
They make out.
Rayla: -.- ya ok. Your funeral.
Destrey: Wait don't you have to do your intro?
Rayla: UHG! Fine *says very very fast* Last Time on total drama blank. I was nice and let the campers do nothing! So they make pie and don't give me any. How will I torture them? Find out right now on Total. Drama! BLANK! There!
All: 0.o
Rayla: Your challenge this week it to sing the most annoying songs-in me and NoCofangirl218's opinion-ever! Whoever is the last person left, there team will win! (A/N that did not sound right.... AND I DIDN'T MEEN IN THE PERVY WAY!!)
Mirra: Well thats not that hard.
Rayla: *Smirks and puts on ear muffs* riiiiiggghhhht. The first song I want y'all to sing is FRIDAY BY REBECCA BLACK!!!
All: NOOOO!!!!!
Rayla: Yes! :) Now sing!
All: Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it
Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend
Destrey: OH MY GOD!!! I can't believe we all had to sing that horrible song! Dx
Rayla: Do I smell a quiter?
Destrey: Wait... What song are we doing next?
Rayla: My jeans by Jenna Rose.
Destrey, Gwen, Zanna, and Duncan: I QUITE!!!
Rayla: Hee Hee Hee >:D now for the Ramaining people.....SING!!!!
(A/N let's pretend they sang the whole song and you read all of it because I can't find the stupid lyrics!)
Rayla: Let's see who's left :)
HAROLD
ERICA
CRYSTAL
BRIDGHETTE
TRENT
STAR
LESHWANA
SAMANTHAT
JADA
CODY
HEATHER
ZEKE
Rayla: Well then... I really thought everyone would quit after those terrible songs......WAIT!!!
Everyone:WHAT!!
Rayla: Cody say something!
Cody: Pie is awesome
Rayla: WELL PIE DOSNT THINK YOUR AWESOME SO SHUT UP!!!!
Cody: T.T
Rayla: Sorry I thought I was gunna go an episode without being mean to Cody!
****AT THE AFTERMATH STUDIO****
Sierra: GRRRR!!!
****BACK****
Rayla: Ok well I guess you guys are gunna have Bieber fever!!!
All:NOOOO
**many Justin Bieber songs later**
Rayla: Now who's left?
Trent and Crystal raise there hands.
Rayla: I guess we're gunna have to bring out the Ke$ha.
Crystal: What song?
Rayla: cannibal >=D now SING!!!
Final 2: I have a heart
I swear I do
But just not baby
When it comes to you
I get so hungry when you say you love me
Hush if you know what's good for you
I think you're hot
I think you're cool
You're the kind of guy
I'd stalk in school
But now that I'm famous
You're up my anus
Now I'm gonna eat you fool
I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'l eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'll eat you up
Whenever you tell me that I'm pretty
That's when the hunger really hits me
Your little heart goes pitter-patter
I want your liver on a platter
Use your finger to stir my tea
And for dessert I'll suck your teeth
[ From: link ]
Be too sweet and you'll be a goner
Yep! I'll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer
I eat boys up
Breakfast and lunch
Then when I'm thirsty
I drink their blood
Carnivore, Animal
I am a Cannibal
I eat boys up
You better run
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'l eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal)
I'll eat you up
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
Ohhhh!
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you up (I am)
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) (Cannibal) I am
I...am...Cannibal (Cannibal) I"ll eat you up
I love you
I warned you
Trent: I-I I CAN'T TAKE THIS!!!!!
Rayla: Mwhahahahahaha Now you know you have to give me pie! >=D
Everyone: *Nods there head scared*
Rayla: Ok so ya...TEAM STARBURST WIN!!!
Team Starburst: *cheers*
Rayla: Team Skittles. Time to vote someone off! On the next article! For now you get questions! Will people get me pie!, Did you get annoyed by those songs?, And guess what! I FINALLY GOT MY PEPSIE!!! Well see you next time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!
(Im sorry if you liked some of the songs I put in here '^^ Well I hope u enjoyed it
I did it early cuz I b nice :> please leave comments and CUNSTRUCTIVE criticism. Please and Thank you! Starburst-Rock!!!)
