it might b bad bkuz we where makin crap along da road. its about dis girl at skool who is my "friend" nd calls me gay & bosses me around, nd is angry w/ me now bkuz am a little gurilie! :P.

You think you got us fooled
So many people know you lie
But we know more than you think

You cant fake it anymore
We all know what you are..!

Your the girl
Who says she is what shes not
You little faker you think your badass but your not!
This is not the real thing
Its not the real her

Somebody expoze her for what you are!

(This girl, faker, This girl, liar, this girl, wannabee)


Look at you walking around like...

Chris: welcome back to Total drama culdesac

Chris: lets take a look at the battle field

Chris: I cant believe it Gwen and Sarah are the only people left on each team. Gwen for team peach creek and Sarah for team scam

Chris: here is order of the other eliminations

1. Sadie (team scam)
2. Eva (team peach creek)
3. Cody (team peach creek)
4. Kevin (team scam)
5. Rolf (team peach creek)
6. Johnny 2x4 (Team peach creek
7. Harold (team scam)
8. Trent (team scam)

*at the eds house*

Gwen: ok theres the basement. I just have to watch out for chef.

Sarah: out of my way loser

Gwen: I dont think so

*gwen picks sarah up...

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is safe with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...

"Hello campers" said JG as the 9 campers neared the top of the mountain. "Today's challenge is very simple, you must sit in a room for 8 hours, listening to Calvin and Drew talk and talk and talk!". "If you can't take it, you run out of the room!, but the team who has the least people left after 8 hours will go to the elimination ceremony".

The campers walked to the room, it had cement walls, and floors, and no windows exsept a small one at the very top of the wall. The fearsome 4 were set on one side of the room, why the fighting 5 were set on the other. Then Calvin and Drew came in.

Hour...

Name: Alex Mal
Nickname: Ally
Age: 13
Possy: JG's possy, 12th in command
Phrase: You really don't get it, do you cuddles, we're NOT friends! you don't have friends..and you probably never will!
Relatives: Heather, Seiamica.

Alex used to be a happy blonde kid who was smart and usually never stopped talking. That was until Heather moved into his house after her parents commited suicide. Alex started getting tired of Heather bossing them around, but never gave up hope, he didn't get the picture until Seiamica had to tell him. "Ally, we don't have parents! Heather may only be one year older than me and...

I was sitting at the docks, listening to Say Goodnight by Bullet For My Valentine on my ipod:

"So here I am
You're inside of me
So here I am
Our worlds may suffHONK."

Honk isn't in that song! The damn ship was here, after 15 peacefull minutes of sitting near the docks. I grabbed my bags, and went to the ship.
The ship was a big white cruiseship with big windows, porches, and big golden letters that said Marygold. I walked in, and a thin bald man took my ticket and gave me room keys. I went into the elevator, and pressed the 6 button. I could se the big lobby with gold-colored walls, red carpets,...

I'm gonna start out with an updated bio of Clay, then get straight to the story.

Name: Clay
Nickname: Blondey 2, Twinkle Puff Parks.
Age: 15
discribing words: Dumb, self confident, blonde, strong willing.
song that discribes him: viva la vida- codeplay. (as oposed to the "loosing everything'.
Possy: JG's possy, Calin's possy, 3 muscitqueers.
Phrase:Shut up Calvin.

Clay was first in JG's possy, then JG kicked him out for being a wimp. He then went to Calvin's possy. Calvin had been using him. He THEN went to the 3 muscitqueers. The 3 muscitqueers were 3 boys (Calvin, Clay, and Drew) who had been teased...

Ok, gonna start out with a quick bio than get straight to the story.

Name: Bri'ana Sanchez, aka Bri, aka Bibi
Age:15 1/2
Friends: Seiamica, Shawni, JG, Vanita, Amy, Brandi.
Ememies:Heather, Bryanna, Calvin, Clay.
Talents:drawing, speed texting, soccer, creative writing.
phrase:The possibilities are endless, can't you see!.

Bri'ana Sanchez changed her name to bri, but then Bryanna Simon came along, she then changed her name to Bibi, Bibi bri. She is best friends with Seiamica and is highly inteligant and creative. She's a great drawer and has a huge imagination. She is always seen drawing caves, or...

Name:Stevin
Age:14
Friends:Vanita, JG, Seiamica, Shawni.
Enemies:Heather, Harold, Calvin, Bryanna's possy.
Phrase:I'm comfused!........comfusion!.....

Stevin Has not chose a team, exsactly. Though he is fond of JG's possy, he is not sure what side to pick. He is trusted by everyone including Bryanna. He is reliable and agrees with everyone. Vanita befriended him and they soon became best friends, Stevin was never at all bothered that JG had earned the title of Vanita's best bud (as Stone was). Stevin is also good friends with JG, Shawni, and Alie. Tonya is Stevin's sister.

Stevin was once a spy...

Ok, guys, this is based on a true story, so keep in mind that this actually happened.

, JG was walking home from school, she saw Vanita and Stevin talking, It wasn't a "oh, hi, nice day isn't it?" chat, it was a serious one. Vanita sat down on the floor. Stevin walked over to JG. "Bryana did something to him" he said. JG and Stevin sat next to Vanita. "The letter wasn't from you, Vanita", "EXSACTLY!" yelled Vanita. "She can forge anyones handwriting!, then her and her possy surounded me!!! they told me to "apologize" for something I never did!".

Bryana had a huge crush on Vanita, after many,...

Lip Molding and Benefits

Duncan woke up in a daze. He didn’t have a hangover luckily. Apparently Trent lied about having wine at the party. It was freaking apple cider, Duncan thought bitterly. He should’ve known.

He felt something soft snuggle against him. He looked down and his eyes widened.

It was Princess; she was sleeping peacefully next to him. He knew they didn’t do anything; he only remembered heavily making out with her.

Duncan smirked. Princess is aggressive, he thought smugly.

Then he started to blush. Duncan does not blush.

Princess wasn’t wearing a shirt! She was still wearing...