I'm so bored of waiting for chocopockyninja to fucking IM me .3. So I made this. Enjoy, if you can xD
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my more popular OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand you have had a busy schedule lately. Thank you for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. You took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: You have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like you don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall you ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips table over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is you have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can you not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all you have to offer, you chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: You have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are you interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do you mean, "other OCs"? You barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something you don't like about him?
Sofie: You kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created you with many flaws. For one, you cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: Or sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: Or dance.
Sofie: YOU SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes you the way you ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather you didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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*applause*
Me: *siting comfortably in a chair, folding hands on lap upon a stage* Good evening, everyone. Today I have with me one of my more popular OC's, Sofie.
*applause*
Sofie: *walks on stage like a pimp and sits in a chair across from me* 'sup.
Me: ._. ...I understand you have had a busy schedule lately. Thank you for making time to be on the show.
Sofie: Yeah, seriously. You took me away from my kid for this? *knocks over a glass of water on table*
Me: You have a child? o_o;;
Sofie: Oh, don't act like you don't know. Alois Trancy, remember?
Me: I don't recall you ever actually giving birth to him, therefore he cannot be your legitimate offspr--
Sofie: LIES!! *flips table over*
Me: *continues to sit quietly* ... *adjusts glasses* News is you have a "team". Mind telling us about that?
Sofie: *sits down again and crosses legs like a slut xD* Well, Betty--
Me: It's Lolly.
Sofie: Haha, yeah, STFU. Anyway, my team is Team S.A.G.S.
Me: Team.. Sags? .__.;;
Sofie: Yeah. Sofie, Alois, Grell and Sebas-chan -w-
Me: I don't quite understand.
Sofie: We're an organization of sexy trannies. Okay? How can you not grasp that? Damn, you're slow. And was that tiny glass of water all you have to offer, you chubby little ginger? Where are the cookies!? The Kool-Aid!? THE POCKY!!??
Me: There is none.
Sofie: You have a problem. A HUUGEEEE problem. You. Me. Doctor. Later.
Me: ...Anyhow, what about your relationships? Are you interested in any of my other OCs?
Sofie: What do you mean, "other OCs"? You barely have any, and only one boy.
Me: Ami? o_o;;
Sofie: No, dipshit, Tuberculosis. YES AMI.
Me: Is there something you don't like about him?
Sofie: You kidding? -w- He's totally hot. But he doesn't seem to like me.
Me: You? Oh, I wonder why >_>;;
Sofie: Oh, tell me about it! I'm sweet, amazing, funny, sociable, talented-- *gropes self xD* --LOOK AT THESE THINGS! I'M FLAWLESS!
Me: Actually, I created you with many flaws. For one, you cannot cook.
Sofie: WHAT!? DD<
Me: Or sing.
Sofie: LIES!!
Me: Or dance.
Sofie: YOU SHITTING WITH ME?
Me: ...Or resist children.
Sofie: THAT IS SO-- okay besides that...
Me: ._.
Sofie: S-seriously? TT__TT I have a bunch of flaws!? But I want to be perfect!
Me: What about Buddy? I think he likes you the way you ar--
Sofie: Oooo, Buddy? Oh yeah, I'd tap that aaalll~ night >8D
Me: /// I'd rather you didn't bring that up at a time like--
Sofie: *looks down at phone* HOLD UP. ...You know what, fuck you, fuck your water, fuck your audience; my son just pissed on the carpet back at home. Where's the nearest McDonalds?
Me: Eh.. it's just a few miles south of the station.
Sofie: *stands up and shoves phone in pocket* Bye bitch. *exits like a BOSS*
*crickets*
Me: ...Next time on the Lolly4me2 Files, Eiko Usagi. Goodnight.
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You walk past that one bench.
It's late at night.
No-one's there.
You here a sudden giggle.
You look over in that direction.
You see a light-blue glow.
That glow,there's something strange about it....
It's almost magnetic.
"Unless you have night vision,it's pretty dangerous" a female voice says.
It's coming from that glow.
You walk in that direction.
"Hello,I'm Dia" the glow says,revealing a girl.
About 16,with jet-black hair,and violet-dyed bangs.
Deep blue eyes.
Wearing a navy-blue hoodie
and Jeans.
and a pendant,the same shade as her bangs.
"It's late,care for a chat" Dia says.
"It's alway nice to get to know someone"
You have 2 options:
link
link
Choose wisely.
It's late at night.
No-one's there.
You here a sudden giggle.
You look over in that direction.
You see a light-blue glow.
That glow,there's something strange about it....
It's almost magnetic.
"Unless you have night vision,it's pretty dangerous" a female voice says.
It's coming from that glow.
You walk in that direction.
"Hello,I'm Dia" the glow says,revealing a girl.
About 16,with jet-black hair,and violet-dyed bangs.
Deep blue eyes.
Wearing a navy-blue hoodie
and Jeans.
and a pendant,the same shade as her bangs.
"It's late,care for a chat" Dia says.
"It's alway nice to get to know someone"
You have 2 options:
link
link
Choose wisely.