Oh i'm that good at episode titles XD
I deiced to do a full episode because....I don't know :d I guess I just wanna get to the next episode (oh perfect idea >:D)

Since i'm dumb and forgot to ask would your OC jump or not, I'm gonna pick certain people :d hope you don't mind



Teddy: LAST TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA RANDOMNESS, All the campers got together to watch a scary movie marathon. Aubree got to know Jake a little better, Veto passed out after eating Ryans slop, Team Unicorns have won the challenge and Nicky ended up getting pushed in the water for being a *****....
Lets see what crazy things go on in this episode of
TOTAL
DRAMA
RANDOMNESS!!
*opening plays*

*That night*

*Team unicorns cabin.Boy half*

Marcus:*Yawns* So... thats the plan?

Ace: Yep

Joey: You sure thats gonna work?

Damien: It should... you guys all in?

Joey: I guess so..

Marcus: Oh yes

Ace: I sure am...

*gets all quiet*

Marcus: ... Veto? You in?

Ace:*looks over at Veto* ... Hes...*sighs* Hes asleep...

Marcus: T_T seriously?

Damien:*walks over to Veto and pokes his arm* ... Yup..

Joey: Well then...

Marcus: Whatever.... Its late... lets just go to sleep

Joey: Yeah, okay.


*Team Flying Cats. Boys Cabin*

*Shows Michael leaned up against the wall writing in a notepad*

Mathew:*yawns* ....Michael... isn't it... too late to be .... writing?

Michael: Hmm? Oh... I'm not done yet.

Timothy: ...what are you doing....anyways?

Michael: I'm -uh- writing a story..

Timothy: ...Seriously? Your writing a story...?

Michael: Um... Yeah...Its about.... a guy named-umm -Zachary... who...falls in love with his friends sister?

Timothy: ...uhuh....*goes back to sleep*

Michael: *Makes a face at Timothy* >:P

Jake:.... um... can you...write it... um..

Michael:*Sighs* Yeah... Fine *Turns the light off and tucks the notepad under his pillow*

*Confessional*
Michael: T-T They better not find out about my plan! They better not get in my way either

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*The next morning in the...mess hall?*
*All the campers are sitting at tables*

Veto: So... um... what kinda challenge do you think we're gonna be facing today?

Marcus:Not the talent show thats for sure!

Veto: ....I'm sorry

Nylee: Its fine.

Tanya: Yeah. I'm just happy that Nicky is gone!

Jade: Me too... shes annoying as hell

Tanya: Got that right sister!

Mai: Mmmhhm... I didn't really know her but from what I heard, shes a horrible racist!

Tanya: Damn right she is!

David: I HOPE WE GET TO HAVE A DANCE PARTY!

Nina: WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

David: WHAT?

Marcus: STOP YELLING!

David: WHAT?! *Pulls ear buds out*

Marcus: My god....

David: What?

Aubree: They wanted to know why you were yelling...

David: OH! I had my ipod on.

Marcus: * sarcastically* NO WAY! I DIDN'T NOTICE!

Zoey: I think it would be nice if we dance competition..

Veto: YEAH! THAT WOULD BE AWESOME *Smiles*

Zoey: *Smiles*

Alice: I wonder if we'll have knives..

Joey: Knives?!

Alice: *quietly laughs* Yeah

Joey: O_O Okay then...

Jake:*To Jinx* What... do you hope we... do?

Jinx: Uhm...I... dont...really... know...

Aubree:*Looks at Jake* I think we all should get to meet each other , so you know, we know each other better *smiles*

*Confessional*
Jake: Um... Okay then.... *blushes and laughs uncomfortably*

(Oh yeah, this takes place before Jake&Jinx and Marcus&Mel start to date...)
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Marcus: Meeting each other would be nice *raises his eyebrows and smiles at Tawni*

Mel: *Rolls eyes*

Tawni: *looks at Mel* Aha.. You jealous?

Mel: Me? Jealous? Ha!

Marcus: *quietly* Shes jellin' alright

Nina: WHERE THE HELL IS TEDDY?

Damien: I don't know, or care.

Marcus: I HOPE SHE FORGOT ABOUT US

Ace: ... That would be nice... but also bad

Marcus: why bad? It would be awessommmee!

Alice: NO KNIVES!

Veto: Um... if we dont win we dont get the chance of getting the shampoo, soap or good food!

Joey: Exactly!

Veto: Damn dog we thought of the same shiznet

Joey: Um... Okay...

Ace: .... What does that even mean?

Damien: ---shes taking her sweet time...

Mai: Yeah

Marcus: You guys dating or something? You always sitting together and shi--

Veto: SHIZNET

Damien: Oh yeah, shes my girl *puts his arm around her*

Mai: *giggles*

Marcus:*looks at Tawni and tilts his head*

Mel: *rolls her eyes and scoffs*

Jade: *crosses arms* Why is Teddy taking so loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnng

David: she got dem Girl problems

Marcus: period problems!

Damien: OHHH! *all three start to laugh*

Nylee: Thats just immature

Aubree: I don't get hows thats even funny...

Veto: it isnt!

Marcus: VETO, BUDDY, WHAT THE HELL?! ITS FUNNY!

Damien: Yeah dude

Veto: No its not

Riley: guys...

David: Its kinda funny...

Veto: Not really

Riley: GUYS!

Marcus: *In a mocking voice* RILLEEYYYY

Teddy*Walks in*

Nina: FINALLY! OHMMMYYGOOSSHH

Ace: So, whats the challenge?

Teddy: Well, since you all know, Veto here *pats Veto on the head*

Veto: You mind?

Teddy: Not really... ruined the Talent Show challenge--

Veto: Already been done--

Teddy: one more word and I'm gonna push you in the water too-- I have decided, you all will be doing the cliff-jump, with a twist

Veto: Um--

Marcus: *puts his hand on Vetos mouth* shut. up

Teddy: Instead of just doing the jump, you will have to ....

Ace: ..to what?

Teddy: SHUT UP IM THINKING!

Michael :Shouldn't you have... you know.. thought of all these before the season started?

Teddy: SHUT UP *starts tearing up*

Marcus: *quietly to Damien and David* Mood Swings...

*Marcus, David and Damien start to laugh*

Teddy: GODDAMMIT! YOU'RE ALL HORRIBLE PEOPLE! JUST GET THE [beep] TO THE CLIFF AND JUMP, IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL HAVE TO.... TO... CLEAN THE BATHROOMS! I DONT KNOW!

Marcus: Oh yea, mood swings

Teddy: GO KNOW! BEFORE I KICK ALL YOU OFF *storms out of the mess...hall*

Veto: wow...

Ace: You can say that again

Veto: wow

Ace: *sighs*

Mira: So... we just have to ... jump of a cliff or clean?

Jade: Not that bad..

Marcus: Easy enough

Joey: I guess we should be heading off then...

Tanya: Yeah...
David: TO THE CABINS!

Veto: Cabins?

David: Well, yeah. I'm not getting my clothes wet, im going to put my swim trunks on

Veto: Right!

*At the cliff*

Marcus:.... We just gotta jump off this?

Teddy: AND SING DAMMIT! SING OR SOMETHING! SING RANDOMLY! I DON'T CARE!

Aubree: this... isn't much of a challenge

Teddy: POINTS! IT WORKS IN POINTS! WHOEVER JUMPS AND SINGS THE WHOLE TIME GETS 4 POINTS, WHOEVER JUMPS GET 3, WHOEVER DOESN'T JUMP, GETS AT LEAST 1 POINT!

Joey: Calm down!

Teddy*runs down the hill back to the campsite*

David: So... Yeah, Whose jumping first?

Nylee: I'll clean instead.

Tanya: Yeah, so will I.

Marcus: I'll jump first!*winks at Tawni*

Tawni: * sarcastically* OH HOW AMAZING!

Marcus: OOOOH YEEEEAAAAH BABY

Nina: Thats what she said!

Marcus: hahahahah- no.

Timothy: Uh... I'll clean too...

Jinx: Me ...too...

Jake: ...same...

Jade: Not everyone should clean!

Mai: I'll clean!

Alice&Tawni: Cleaning.

Veto: so... Whose actually jumping?

Marcus: You, Me, Ace,Damien, Nina and Riley

Veto: oh damn...

Jade: I'll jump---

David: Aubree,timothy, Zoey,Mira, Michael, Mathew,you and me!

Jade: alright.

Marcus: Here I go! *jumps off*

Veto: SING MARCUS SING!

Marcus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *water splashes everywhere*

Veto: 3 points for us!

Marcus: AHAHA-- WAIT! THERES A SHARK DOWN HERE! *swims to shore*

David: IM COMING MARCUS! *jumps off*

Damien: AS AM I *jumps*

Veto: So no one sings, okay...

Michael*Shoves Mathew&Mira off*

Mathew: MICHAEL!

*confessional*
Michael: What? If we loose, my plan wont work!

--

Jade: Whose left?

Zoey: Me and... A-Aubree... Um.. I kinda don't want to ... j-jump...a

Veto: It can't be that bad! *pats Zoey on the back*

Ace: VETO! help OUR team

Veto: I'll jump first if thats any better--

Zoey: Uummmmmm...

Veto: *looks down* O_O Never mind...*starts shaking*

Zoey: veto?

Veto: T-The... The bottom.. is so...far away...

Riley: you can do this!

Veto: *deeply sighs* I can! *runs and jumps off*

PULL UP IN THE MONSTER, AUTOMOBILE GANGSTER, WITH A BAD ***** THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA! YEAH - *lands in the water* and I just realized I cant swim... ahaha... i'm in that Tanka, colour of Willy Wonka, you could be the kind but watch the Queen conquer

Zoey: Yeah... This... isn't...THAT bad...

Aubree: You can do it! I believe in you!

Zoey: *slowly walks over and looks down*

Michael:*bumps into Zoey and she falls off* Oops--

Aubree: MICHAEL!

Michael: S-she was going down anyways!

Aubree: YOU JUMP OFF THEN!

Michael: Uhh... Okay... I guess... *walks over to the edge*

Aubree: Sorry Michael *gently pushes*

*in the water*

Zoey: Your right,Veto, this wasn't that bad!

Veto: and If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money aint, so let me get this straight, wait, im the rookie? but my features and my shows 10 times your pay told you! *laughs and continues*

Michael: *starts swimming* C'mon Zoey...

*At the bathroom*

Tanya: YUCK! THIS IS HORRIBLE!

Mel: I agree, *starts scrubbing* EWWW..

Alice: Oh c'mon-- *looks over at the counter to find a letter opener* ooohh..

Jake: Alice?

Alice: I mean... *continues sweeping* eheh...

Nylee: *opens a stall* oh my god!

Tawni*looks over at the stall* WOAH THERE! You can take care of that!

Nylee: NO WAY!

Joey: Its like Owen had came here whenever he had to go

Nylee:*laughs*

Joey: *smiles*

Mel: less flirting, more cleaning!

Joey:I wasnt flirting!

Mel: Sure you werent *throws a broom at Joey* You can take over this half

Joey: Sure...

Tanya: I dont know which is worse. jumping or cleaning

Alice: The toilets do have to get cleaned right...?

*everyone but Jinx backs away from the stalls*

Tanya: JINX CAN DO IT!

Jinx: *looks around* I--

Jake: I-I'll help!

Mel: Perfect.

Mai: *sighs* This is horrible, I bet everyone else is having a better time..

*back to the beach/cliff*

Michael: WHY DID YOU PUSH ME?!

Aubree: WHY DID YOU PUSH ZOEY!?

Zoey: Its okay--

Michael: It was an accident!

Zoey: Its fine--

Aubree: Well, you could say your sorry

Michael: Sorry Zoey

Zoey: Its alright--

Aubree: I'm sorry Michael

Veto: *puts his arm around Zoey*
... Said that she would never leave, continue to torture me -- I can't stop, sorry. Tellin me to come with her, underneath my comforter, and she brought a gun with her, pills and some rum with her...

Zoey: *looks at Vetos arm and slightly blushes*

Veto: *smiles and continues*

*Back to the bathroom*

Jake:...or something like that....

Jinx: *quietly laughs and continues to clean*

*confessional*
Jake: OH YEAH *does the arm movements for a thrust*

--
Nina: *comes out of the water* I SURVIVED!! BWAHAHAHA!

Marcus: We all did, sweetie *pats Nina on the head*

Nina: DONT TOUCHH MEEE! *slaps Marcus*

Marcus: Dont touch me! *slaps back*

Riley: guys stop it

Marcus: she started it!

Riley: I dont care who started it, but I'm the one who will end it!

Ace: did everyone jump now?

Veto: X IN THE BOX, CAUSE AIN'T NOBODY CHECKIN ME I think so Just when they though I was done for the summer, Came out of the cupboard show my *** like a plumber...

David: If your gonna sing all day, will you please sing something good?!

Veto: NICKI MINAJ IS GOOD! Dang little momma I should be in your pot, cause everywhere I go they saying Veto your hot, I catch more eyes than the letter with the dot...

Damien: You'd think Teddy would be here by now...

Jade: Yeah, shes really late ---

Marcus: LATE FOR HER PERIOD!

David: HAHAHAA

Damien: The period jokes are getting old dude...

Marcus: Its probably true though...

Ace: Why do you care...?

Marcus: Ew,I don't

Timothy: Lets go try to find her...

Mathew: Yeah

*the bathroom*

Jake: ...right?

Jinx:*blushes and nods*

Jake: *laughs* Thought so!

Tawni: *looks in the stall* You could at least close the door...

Jake: Why would we... O_O

Tawni: Ahaha, I'm just joking around...

Mel: WILL EVERYONE STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER?!

Joey: NO ONE IS FLIRTING*winks*

Mel:*crosses arms*

Joey: I'm kidding!

Tawni: why? Is it cause you miss Marcus?

Mel: *scoffs* Yeah, totally

Tawni: He likes me more anyways...

*Confessional*

Mel: OH HELL NAWH. MARCUS IS MINE!

---
*the rest of the campers go to the campsite*
Teddy: Sorry about all today, sorry about everything... Its just that my boyfriend recently broke up with me.. and I still-

Veto: Let it all out babygirl ....show you how to do it like I am your mu-mudda, you can't beat me so don't duh da da da, soft like butta and NO I don't sutta...

Teddy: Has he seriously been doing this the whole time?

Ace: He really wants to win...

Teddy: Anyways, lets see who won *starts counting on her fingers*.. none of you sang right?

Riley: Just Veto

Teddy: Okay... Team FC got 27 points and... Team Unicorns got...23...

Veto: BUT I HAVE BEEN SINGING THIS WHOLE TIME! ...I could cook crack or cook a mean beef stew, beef stew, beef stew, whatcha gonna do?...

Teddy: either way you'd both have 27 points... So *shrugs* Tie breaker?

Veto: OHHHH TIE-BREAKER!! SO FAT ALL THESE ******* ******* BE THROBBIN' BAD ******* I'M YOUR LEADER, FANTOM BY THE METER SOMEBODY POINT ME TO THE BEST *** EATER

David: Please stop now...

Veto: Oh... right...ehee..its fun...

Nina:*laughs a little*

Teddy: So yeah,
Tie breaker will be.... Something simple...

Veto: Rap off!

David: DANCE OFF!

Teddy: Dance off.... Hum... Who would be willing to dance though?

Veto: Whatever...*laughs*

*everyone backs up*

*the rest of the people show up*

Jake:*laughs* ... ...Whats going on out here?

Teddy: We're thinking, what was going on in there!? There was a lot of you in there! Why were you laughing?!

Mel: We cleaned the place...?

Joey: We didn't want to jump...

Marcus: Baby to scared?

Joey: No!

Marcus: Scoring with the ladies are we?

Nylee: *glares at Marcus*

Joey: What?! *looks over at Nylee* No!

Marcus: Sure...

Jake: Uh... Me and... Jinx were.... just talking....and it was...funny...

Teddy: *raises eyebrows* Okay then...
We were just deciding what we should do for a tie-breaker. both teams got 27 points!

Marcus: A dance off? Really?T-T

Zoey&Alice: Oooohhh...

Tedddy: You guys ... wanna... do that?

Alice: I would! I can break dance soo goood!

Michael: Sure you can...

Alice: I Can!!

Zoey: I ... um... I guess I can too

David: NOO MEE D:

Zoey: Oh.Okay!

David: *starts dancing really weird*

Tanya: NO! PLEASE! ZOEY DANCE! ANYTHING BUT THIS!

David: I need my music!

Veto: *coughs in his hand* Put Y--

Marcus: DONT START!

Teddy: ZOEY VS ALICE! TONIGHT NEAR THE BON-FIRE!

Veto: You know, I was gonna say, this was kinda like TDI again, you know, with the cliff thing. I was gonna say your running out of ideas! *laughs quietly*

Teddy: D: I am...

Veto: No.. I didnt mean--

Teddy: I AM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS! D:

Veto: No your not! I--

Teddy: Just be here this evening! *runs off*

Marcus: *puts his arm on veto's shoulder* nice going

Veto: *sigh* Yeah...



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*that evening*

Teddy: ALRIIIGHHTT, IN CORNER ONE WE HAVE THAT NERD THAT EVERYBODY LOVES, THE YOUNG GIRL WITH GLASSES,ZOEY *looks at a piece of paper* Mac.. Flan...

Zoey: Zoey Macflanstian

Teddy: What she said, AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE THE ...GIRL WITH BROWN HAIR, ALICE JONES!

Veto: Arnt they just dancing--

Teddy: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP!?YOU KEEP RUINING THINGS!

Veto: *covers his face* im so sorry...

Teddy: *sighs* since that moment was ruined *turns on the radio*

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i cant write detailed stuff(and i dont really know what a dance-off would be like) so um
lets just image some sort EPIC, COLOURFUL, MAJESTIC dance-off. yep yep

Veto: THAT WAS AWESOME! *goes to high five Zoey*

Marcus: VETO!

Veto: You too ... *slowly turns to Alice to high five her*

*Confessional*
Veto:*shrugs* Just being nice!
*Marcus walks in*
Marcus: TO THE OTHER TEAM! *slaps Vetos head*
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Teddy: Wow... that was quite the dance-off *claps*

Zoey: *deep breath* Who won?

Alice: Me or Zoey?

Teddy: Humm... I'm gonna say Alice...

Zoey: Awww...

Teddy: You both did great, but Team Unicorns wins again!

Veto: YAYYYY! Why do they loose though? You said they both did great...

Teddy:It has nothing to do with them ... I seen how the others cleaned the bathroom.. and I heard Jinx and Jake 'cleaned' the stalls... THEY DID HORRIBLE!

Jake: They arn--

Teddy: YOU DIDNT EVEN CLEAN THEM! Theres like this one tiny clean spot...

Jake: I--

Tanya: Jake!

Jake: Im sorry! I-I just got... distracted...


Teddy: BY WHAT!? THE BEAUTY OF THE FLIES? OR THE DIRT?!

Jake: No! Not the flies or dirt...

Aubree:Its okay Jake! It wasn't your fault we lost!

Jake: ...Yeah I guess it wasnt...

Teddy: SEE YOU GUYS AT THE-- Oh.. right here.. ahaha... Go vote and come right back!


*Confessional*
Jake:IT WAS MY FAULT. I know it. I don't care if I get voted off... I know I will.... *sighs* I dont know who to vote off....*gets up slowly and leaves*


Tanya:Michael is a jerk, a jerk with a plan, I want on that plan, I want to keep him around. But Jake on the other hand... he tried voting me off last time! AND He did a bad job cleaning. My vote is for Jake.


(yay another episode XD Its full of randomness (im punny) and my horribleness when it comes to describing people dancing XD Tell me if there is mistakes. im tired and don't feel like actually checking for spelling
Do confessionals on who your camper wants to vote off and about the episode
you know
all that fun stuff )

Oh yeah&
Songs Veto used
Monster (Nicki Minajs verse)
Girl On Fire (Nicki's verse)
Beef Stew- Nicki Minaj
Dance (A$$) (Nicki's verse)