Cote De Pablo aka "Ziva"

Sorry this took awhile, DaveX had me juggling whether or not to continue! All right, this was posted on Fanfiction.net before that thing happened. Oh, DaveX, if you read this, I do this for fun. Restraining orders against fans would just lose popularity in the show. Wow, you're stupid (still talking to Dave, guys.)

Tony finally works up the courage to ask his boss. "Um, Gibbs?"
"What, DiNozzo?" Gibbs snaps. Tony takes a step back.
"I just wanted to know if you could let me... break... one of the rules."
The atmosphere immediately changes. "Rule 12?"
"How did you guess?"
"That's the rule people always...

"So what’s the big news? Are you guys buying this yacht? That would be so cool! We could have parties on i all the time, and Gibbs could fish and Ducky could tell us stories about all the boating stuff that he knows…"

"Abby, Abby, calm down."

"Right, sorry, Timmy. Got a little excited."

"Anyway, we’re not buying a boat. The feds don’t pay us that much."

"Well, I don’t know. It was a guess. I mean, you guys brought us out here for a nice dinner and a sail, I just assumed that we were getting a boat."

"We, Abby? Would not the boat be mine and Tony’s?"

"Ah, you know what I mean. Get...