Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.
Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess you found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave you that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did you end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, you know that claw on top of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.
Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.
Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady* We're in the clear my lady.
Splatter: *Pushing freight cars up Gordon's hill* Why am I doing this again?
Dodge: To stop Lady. Once she hits these freight cars, I'll get behind her, and we'll both take her to the smelter's yard. *Going down other side of Gordon's hill*
Splatter: *Gets freight cars to top of Gordon's hill*
Lady: *Going up hill*
Dodge: Special delivery!
Splatter: *Uncouples himself from freight cars*
The freight cars came rolling toward Lady.
Burnett: *Applies brakes*
Lady: *Stops, and gets hit by freight cars*
Dodge: *Goes past Lady*
Lilly: He's going to find a set of points to switch onto our track.
Burnett: But he won't catch us. *Tries to make Lady go forward*
Lady was slipping, as she was starting uphill with several freight cars in front of her.
Lady: I can't push these freight cars.
Splatter: *Couples to other side of freight cars, then pulls them*
Lady: I got coupled up to the cars when they hit me.
Burnett: We just have to try, and go backwards.
Lady: *Slipping in reverse*
Burnett: *Keeps Lady in reverse* Keep trying my lady. You got to!
Lilly: *Walks out of Lady, and uncouples her from train, then quickly jumps back on*
Lady: *Going backwards fast*
Lilly: I don't know about you, but this engine did say those freight cars were too heavy for her.
Burnett: Well, let me know when you're gonna do a crazy stunt like that next time.
Dodge: *About to get on Lady's track*
Lady: *Passes Dodge*
Dodge: What happened?!
Splatter: *Arrives* I'm sorry, but she just escaped.
Dodge: You imbecile. No wonder why Diesel 10 thinks of us as idiots. He blames your stupidity on me!
The three engines were going backwards.
Diesel 10: *On the track left to Lady*
P.T Boomer: We have you surrounded.
Lady: Mr. Stone still has a lot of tricks up his sleeve you know.
Diesel 10: Like what?
Burnett: This! *Applies brakes, and has Lady going forward, passing the three diesels*
Diesel 10: After her!
Splatter: She's heading back to Gordon's Hill.
Diesel 10: What do you mean, "Back to Gordon's Hill?"
Dodge: We tried stopping her by blocking her track with freight cars, and surrounding her.
Diesel 10: If that was my plan, it would've worked successfully.
P.T Boomer: What about me?
Diesel 10: It would've worked if it was your plan too Boomer.
P.T Boomer: Thank you sir. *Grabs revolver, and aims it at Lady*
Lilly: The points are set to the track that the freight cars are on.
P.T Boomer: *Shoots switch by accident* Oh dear.
Lady: *Gets onto right track*
Dodge: Whoa! *Applies brakes, but can't slow down in time*
The points were against Dodge, and he derailed.
P.T Boomer: Sorry Diesel 10.
Diesel 10: Ah, don't worry about it. He was an asshole, and we're still behind Lady. Only she's not heading for the freight cars.
Splatter: *Next to Lady* I'm going to get you.
Lady: No you're not, because you're on the left side of the mainline, and there's another track between us.
Splatter: So? *Sees points in front of him* Oh good, I can switch onto the middle track.
Henry: *Passing Splatter on middle track*
Splatter: And now I have to wait for Henry. *Applies brakes, but crashes into Henry's train*
One of the freight cars was heading towards Lady.
Burnett: Oh no you don't. *Puts more coal into Lady's firebox*
Lady: *Goes faster*
Diesel 10: *Goes faster*
The freight car hit Pinchy.
Diesel 10: Oh no! Pinchy, say something!
Pinchy: *Dead*
P.T Boomer: Well, you still have me sir.
2 B continued
Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess you found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave you that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did you end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, you know that claw on top of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.
Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.
Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady* We're in the clear my lady.
Splatter: *Pushing freight cars up Gordon's hill* Why am I doing this again?
Dodge: To stop Lady. Once she hits these freight cars, I'll get behind her, and we'll both take her to the smelter's yard. *Going down other side of Gordon's hill*
Splatter: *Gets freight cars to top of Gordon's hill*
Lady: *Going up hill*
Dodge: Special delivery!
Splatter: *Uncouples himself from freight cars*
The freight cars came rolling toward Lady.
Burnett: *Applies brakes*
Lady: *Stops, and gets hit by freight cars*
Dodge: *Goes past Lady*
Lilly: He's going to find a set of points to switch onto our track.
Burnett: But he won't catch us. *Tries to make Lady go forward*
Lady was slipping, as she was starting uphill with several freight cars in front of her.
Lady: I can't push these freight cars.
Splatter: *Couples to other side of freight cars, then pulls them*
Lady: I got coupled up to the cars when they hit me.
Burnett: We just have to try, and go backwards.
Lady: *Slipping in reverse*
Burnett: *Keeps Lady in reverse* Keep trying my lady. You got to!
Lilly: *Walks out of Lady, and uncouples her from train, then quickly jumps back on*
Lady: *Going backwards fast*
Lilly: I don't know about you, but this engine did say those freight cars were too heavy for her.
Burnett: Well, let me know when you're gonna do a crazy stunt like that next time.
Dodge: *About to get on Lady's track*
Lady: *Passes Dodge*
Dodge: What happened?!
Splatter: *Arrives* I'm sorry, but she just escaped.
Dodge: You imbecile. No wonder why Diesel 10 thinks of us as idiots. He blames your stupidity on me!
The three engines were going backwards.
Diesel 10: *On the track left to Lady*
P.T Boomer: We have you surrounded.
Lady: Mr. Stone still has a lot of tricks up his sleeve you know.
Diesel 10: Like what?
Burnett: This! *Applies brakes, and has Lady going forward, passing the three diesels*
Diesel 10: After her!
Splatter: She's heading back to Gordon's Hill.
Diesel 10: What do you mean, "Back to Gordon's Hill?"
Dodge: We tried stopping her by blocking her track with freight cars, and surrounding her.
Diesel 10: If that was my plan, it would've worked successfully.
P.T Boomer: What about me?
Diesel 10: It would've worked if it was your plan too Boomer.
P.T Boomer: Thank you sir. *Grabs revolver, and aims it at Lady*
Lilly: The points are set to the track that the freight cars are on.
P.T Boomer: *Shoots switch by accident* Oh dear.
Lady: *Gets onto right track*
Dodge: Whoa! *Applies brakes, but can't slow down in time*
The points were against Dodge, and he derailed.
P.T Boomer: Sorry Diesel 10.
Diesel 10: Ah, don't worry about it. He was an asshole, and we're still behind Lady. Only she's not heading for the freight cars.
Splatter: *Next to Lady* I'm going to get you.
Lady: No you're not, because you're on the left side of the mainline, and there's another track between us.
Splatter: So? *Sees points in front of him* Oh good, I can switch onto the middle track.
Henry: *Passing Splatter on middle track*
Splatter: And now I have to wait for Henry. *Applies brakes, but crashes into Henry's train*
One of the freight cars was heading towards Lady.
Burnett: Oh no you don't. *Puts more coal into Lady's firebox*
Lady: *Goes faster*
Diesel 10: *Goes faster*
The freight car hit Pinchy.
Diesel 10: Oh no! Pinchy, say something!
Pinchy: *Dead*
P.T Boomer: Well, you still have me sir.
2 B continued
The Eiger Sanction: Froiteg!
Cast
Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & Panzer as theirselves
Song: link
Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.
Jesse: *Derailed next to Sean*
Sean: YOU ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.
Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*
The End
This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.
Cast
Sean as Clint Eastwood
Jesse & Panzer as theirselves
Song: link
Well it's not really a song, but I think you'll enjoy listening to it.
Jesse: *Derailed next to Sean*
Sean: YOU ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
His voice echoed around the island, all the way into Zorrin.
Panzer: *Smiles devilishly as he hears Sean's echo*
The End
This is short enough to be a short, but another skit is on the way. A much longer one.