Thomas in Series 1

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A James Bond gunbarrel sequence begins

Mily: *Going to the left in the middle of a while circle, and holds a gun, but she gets scared when she sees the gun* WHY AM I CARRYING THIS?!? *Throws the gun away*

The circle dissolves to the Northern Errol Line's yards.

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Mr. Bruce: You're all familiar with how the Eastern...

Mark Moraghan: As Norman went to get a crane, this happened.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sits up in his Aston Martin DB5, and pulls a respirator off his face* My what a mess. I only wish I had enough time to warn everyone else. *Drives his car*
Mark Moraghan: Sir Tophamm Hat found out about what Diesel 10, and his gang were doing. He was heading to the diesel works, to see Paxton.

Paxton is still trapped with Den, and Dart.

Dennis: *Sitting with two freight cars, blocking Paxton, Den, and Dart's path*
Paxton: There must be some way we can get out of here.
Den: I don't think there is.
Dart: What he means is,...

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The associates D261 picked up were on their motorcycles, getting them started.

Diesel 10: Okay. You will all spray your gas on the route to Brendam Docks. Don't let anyone stay awake. Good luck to you all.
Associates: *Ride off on their motorcycles*
Diesel 10: We diesels will wait here until they contact us by radio, letting us know the mission is over.
Percy: I hope they don't succeed.
Associates: *Riding their motorcycles*
Associate 1: Nothing so far.
Associate 2: I see a road up ahead.
Associate 1: Don't spray the gas until I give the word.
Associates: *Get onto the road*
Associate 1: Split...

D261 returned to the diesel works, seeing Sidney, and Diesel return themselves.

D261: Where did you two go?
Diesel: We were sent to Brendam Docks to make it vacant.
Sidney: We got rid of Cranky The Crane, and other workers.
D261: Nice work. Diesel 10 sent you down there. Where's he?
Diesel 10: *Arrives with D199* Getting another member to join our group.
Paxton: *Arrives* I'm back. Sir Tophamm Hat sent me to go deliver clay, but I have returned.
Diesel 10: That's nice. Arry, Bert, Dennis, bring out our steamies.
Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works after being...

Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works.
Diesel: Haha! We got three steamies!
Norman: What should we do with them?
Dennis: Leave them there. They won't do anything.
Diesel 10: Let me explain. First, we use the "special surprise." Then, we get rid of the steamies.
Percy: Special surprise?
James: What special surprise?
Thomas: The silver tank car I stopped to look at.
Diesel 10: Precisely. The special surprise is a nerve gas called Delta 9.
Percy: Delta 9?
James: What does that do?
Diesel 10: It puts people to sleep.
Thomas: What for?
Diesel 10: So that no one can stop us!...

Mily was taken into the Northern Errol Line's yards. Corsair was on Mily's left side, and Mr. Bruce was in front of her in his tower.

Mily: *Looking up at Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: You really are the kindest engine on this island. Instead of stopping, you could have run me over. That's what everyone else would have done.
Mily: I'm not that kind of engine. Violence never solves anything. Neither does brainwashing people.
Mr. Bruce: Well. Good thing we're not brainwashing them. We're using gas to make them do what I say.
Mily: It's kind of the same thing.
Mr. Bruce: No it's not.
Corsair: Actually, I agree...

Narrator: It was very cold on the Island Of Errol. Mr. Swanson was talking to the narrow gauge engines on his railroad.
Mr. Swanson: We're supposed to get a lot of snow on our line. I want you all to work your hardest.
Natalia: Si senor.
Kaela: Let him finish.
Mr. Swanson: It's alright Kaela. Casey Jones, and Makenzie, I want the two of you to double head a passenger train to Santa Cruz. Georgia, there's a freight train I want you to bring to the harbor.
Narrator: While Mr. Swanson was talking to his engines, Sean, and Austin were next to each other at Cadillac Station.
Sean: Heading to Delta?...

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I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

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Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

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Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very...

The Island Of Sodor is well known for it's trains, and talking vehicles. However, not everyone rode on trains. Some people used automobiles to travel around Sodor. When it was first found in 1810 by the British, there were no automobiles on Sodor until 1930. At that time, the only cars on Sodor were manufactured by Vauxhall. In 1941, Sir Tophamm Hat arrived, and started building the North Western Railway. He had one of the Vauxhalls until 1943, when he ordered a Rolls Royce.

In September of 1945, when Thomas arrived at the Island Of Sodor, some people were beginning to get bored of the Vauxhalls....

At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing music inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course you didn't. You can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops next to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here by Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

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Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, Panzer was given the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant Panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...

Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell you the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought you said Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are you ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when you are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

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Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess you found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave you that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did you end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, you know that claw on top of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my top speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: Said Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled more coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...