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St. Louis. Our heroes were only five miles away from the BNSF yards they needed to reach.

Lee: This is it. Nothing can stop us now.

Multiple bullets hit the left side of the car. Several holes were in the door, and the window was broken.

Buick: *Driving towards him in his Fusion* I've got you now.
Lee: He's got an automatic pistol. *Looks at Janet, and sees a bullet in her neck* And he killed you.
Jeff: Lee's in trouble.
Bryce: He's not the only one. Look behind us.
Dragovich & Josh: *Coming towards Jeff & Bryce with 20 GP60's, and 12 ES40DC's*
Jeff: Ah, this isn't good.
Buick: Nothing can stop...

Trainz Skit 11

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Weird Al: All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun

Cast

Ian, Sean, Austin, and S.B as theirselves

Song: link

Sean: *In front of Ian* All I wanna do, is have some fun. I gotta feeling, I'm not the only one.
Ian: *Bored*
Sean & Austin: All I wanna do, is have some fun. I gotta feeling, I'm not the only one.
Ian: *Bored*
Sean, Austin, & S.B: All I wanna do, is have some fun. Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard.
Ian: *Backing away from the trio*
S.B: *Shrugs*

The End

Trainz Episode 120

posted by Seanthehedgehog

S.B is the narrator

Narrator: Let me ask you something. Did you ever wake up inside a truck, and wonder where you're being taken?
N.E.L Employees: *Driving a delivery truck*
Narrator: Well, that's what's happening to me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Looks around the inside of the truck*
Narrator: I remember being hit by a tranquilizer dart before falling asleep at Mossberg Harbor. Although I didn't know where I was going, I had a feeling that I knew who was behind this act.
S.B: *Finds a box with a Northern Errol Line logo* Mr. Bruce.

Theme Song: link

S.B: I hope that door is unlocked. I need...

765 Part 18

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Bourbon Indiana

Peter arrived at the gas station by the railroad crossing.

Buick: *Gets out with Cameron, Gordon, and Peter*
Peter: Get out the fuel jerrys.
Gordon & Cameron: *Both carrying two jerrys*
Attendant: Excuse me-
Peter: *Kills him with a silenced pistol* Yes, we are serving ourselves.
Buick: We're in Bourbon. Indiana. I'll send you the coordinates once this call is finished. We need ten snipers, and fifteen machine gunners.

Gordon & Cameron finished filling up the jerrys. They walked towards the train track, followed by Peter with two C4 packs.

Dragovich: *With the four SD70's, and...

Trainz Skit 8

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The Smurfs: Grouchy Smurf

Cast

Ian - Grouchy
Mr. Baldwin - Harmony
Mike "Fonzi" - Hefty
James - Painter
S.B - Papa Smurf
Mily - Smurfette
Shayne & Jesse - Background Smurfs
T&F Edward - Vanity
Henry - Clumsy
Samson - Brainy
Fergus - Baby Smurf
Ethan: Greedy
Bill: Jokey
Joey, Adam, and Rio: Bush Smurfs
Oliver: Poet

Song: link

Ian: *Snoring as he sleeps in the roundhouse* I hate snoring! *Awake as he hears a trumpet*
Mr. Baldwin: Gather around smurfs, gather around. Papa Smurf has a smurfy announcement to make.
Eastern Pacific Engines: Yay!
Mike: Hey Grouchy, you better hurry if you want to hear Papa Smurf's...

Norfolk & Western Part 4

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Song: link

Janet: So, what's your urgent business in Norfolk?
Lee: *Sings* We're cargo movin' people. We do it everyday. We move the freight this country needs.
Jeff: Across the USA.
Janet: *Looks at Jeff, then at Bryce*
Lee: Like coal, and steel, and automobiles you bet we know the way. We're cargo movin' people. From N&W, Railway.
Janet: How long were they there.
Lee: They were following us on that track for about a mile.
Jeff & Bryce: *Sings* Norfolk & Western. There's no stopping us. Service you can count on, from people you can trust. When it's cargo moving time it's time to put it...

Trainz Interviews: Jazlin

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Jazlin: *Feeling cheerful in the roundhouse*
S.B: Jazlin, everyone says you go well with Sean. What do you have to say about that?
Jazlin: *Giggles* Of course I do. Sean is very important to me, and I'm important to him. He tells me that every day. It's hard not to love a diesel like him.
S.B: How do you describe yourself?
Jazlin: Cheerful, and sweet. My best friend Mily says that I'm sexy too, but I don't really think that about myself. Even if people do find me attractive, it's not the outside that counts, it's the inside.
S.B: Okay, two more questions. You were The Blue Comet before you painted...

Trainz Episode 88

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Mossberg, one of four cities on the Island Of Errol. It is served by five, out of six railroads on the island. The Eastwood & Mossberg.
Hilary: *Passes Teresa as she goes up the hill with her two coaches, and caboose. She blows her whistle twice*
Teresa: *Blows her whistle to Hilary as she pulls five coaches down the hill*
Narrator: The Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway.
Amy: *Gets on the bridge for Santa Cruz*
Narrator: The Northern Errol Line.
Jack: *Pulling six freight cars out of the Mossberg Freight Depot, to Zorrin*
Narrator: The Hunterdon Central Railway.
Alyssa: *Departing...

Trainz Short 1: Satire

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean, Austin, and Ian are the only engines in the roundhouse.

Sean: We're in a spin off of Thomas & Friends.
Austin: And we're also a parody of it.
Ian: You know what I like most about this parody?
Sean: I think we all know.

The three of them look like a barbershop quartet, and begin to sing like they're in one.

Sean: Satire.
Austin & Sean: Satire.
Ian Austin & Sean: Satire. We love satire.
Sean: But we don't have enough of it in our show!
Ian: We'll get more soon.
Austin: When do we get our next jobs?
Sean & Ian: I don't know.

This is for people that are new to this club, and are interested in the Trainz articles that I have been posting since 2014. I have 82 episodes so far, and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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S.B: *Walking in his house, and sees the reader* What are you doing? It's over now. Go watch an episode of this show, it's much better than this. Go on.

Mily's Adventure

posted by Seanthehedgehog

You must look at this picture for 20 seconds before continuing onto the next part of this fan fiction

Song: link

The following is an STH/AM6663 Fan Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song: link

A James Bond gunbarrel sequence begins

Mily: *Going to the left in the middle of a while circle, and holds a gun, but she gets scared when she sees the gun* WHY AM I CARRYING THIS?!? *Throws the gun away*

The circle dissolves to the Northern Errol Line's yards.

Stop the song.

Mr. Bruce: You're all familiar with how the Eastern...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 8

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Mark Moraghan: As Norman went to get a crane, this happened.
Sir Tophamm Hat: *Sits up in his Aston Martin DB5, and pulls a respirator off his face* My what a mess. I only wish I had enough time to warn everyone else. *Drives his car*
Mark Moraghan: Sir Tophamm Hat found out about what Diesel 10, and his gang were doing. He was heading to the diesel works, to see Paxton.

Paxton is still trapped with Den, and Dart.

Dennis: *Sitting with two freight cars, blocking Paxton, Den, and Dart's path*
Paxton: There must be some way we can get out of here.
Den: I don't think there is.
Dart: What he means is,...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 7

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Song: link

The associates D261 picked up were on their motorcycles, getting them started.

Diesel 10: Okay. You will all spray your gas on the route to Brendam Docks. Don't let anyone stay awake. Good luck to you all.
Associates: *Ride off on their motorcycles*
Diesel 10: We diesels will wait here until they contact us by radio, letting us know the mission is over.
Percy: I hope they don't succeed.
Associates: *Riding their motorcycles*
Associate 1: Nothing so far.
Associate 2: I see a road up ahead.
Associate 1: Don't spray the gas until I give the word.
Associates: *Get onto the road*
Associate 1: Split...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

D261 returned to the diesel works, seeing Sidney, and Diesel return themselves.

D261: Where did you two go?
Diesel: We were sent to Brendam Docks to make it vacant.
Sidney: We got rid of Cranky The Crane, and other workers.
D261: Nice work. Diesel 10 sent you down there. Where's he?
Diesel 10: *Arrives with D199* Getting another member to join our group.
Paxton: *Arrives* I'm back. Sir Tophamm Hat sent me to go deliver clay, but I have returned.
Diesel 10: That's nice. Arry, Bert, Dennis, bring out our steamies.
Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works after being...

Revenge Of The Diesels Part 5

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Mark Moraghan: Thomas, Percy, and James were brought into the diesel works.
Diesel: Haha! We got three steamies!
Norman: What should we do with them?
Dennis: Leave them there. They won't do anything.
Diesel 10: Let me explain. First, we use the "special surprise." Then, we get rid of the steamies.
Percy: Special surprise?
James: What special surprise?
Thomas: The silver tank car I stopped to look at.
Diesel 10: Precisely. The special surprise is a nerve gas called Delta 9.
Percy: Delta 9?
James: What does that do?
Diesel 10: It puts people to sleep.
Thomas: What for?
Diesel 10: So that no one can stop us!...

Mily's Adventure Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mily was taken into the Northern Errol Line's yards. Corsair was on Mily's left side, and Mr. Bruce was in front of her in his tower.

Mily: *Looking up at Mr. Bruce*
Mr. Bruce: You really are the kindest engine on this island. Instead of stopping, you could have run me over. That's what everyone else would have done.
Mily: I'm not that kind of engine. Violence never solves anything. Neither does brainwashing people.
Mr. Bruce: Well. Good thing we're not brainwashing them. We're using gas to make them do what I say.
Mily: It's kind of the same thing.
Mr. Bruce: No it's not.
Corsair: Actually, I agree...

Trainz Episode 61

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Narrator: It was very cold on the Island Of Errol. Mr. Swanson was talking to the narrow gauge engines on his railroad.
Mr. Swanson: We're supposed to get a lot of snow on our line. I want you all to work your hardest.
Natalia: Si senor.
Kaela: Let him finish.
Mr. Swanson: It's alright Kaela. Casey Jones, and Makenzie, I want the two of you to double head a passenger train to Santa Cruz. Georgia, there's a freight train I want you to bring to the harbor.
Narrator: While Mr. Swanson was talking to his engines, Sean, and Austin were next to each other at Cadillac Station.
Sean: Heading to Delta?...

Thomas & The Magic Railway

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very...

The History Of Sodor - Automobiles

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Island Of Sodor is well known for it's trains, and talking vehicles. However, not everyone rode on trains. Some people used automobiles to travel around Sodor. When it was first found in 1810 by the British, there were no automobiles on Sodor until 1930. At that time, the only cars on Sodor were manufactured by Vauxhall. In 1941, Sir Tophamm Hat arrived, and started building the North Western Railway. He had one of the Vauxhalls until 1943, when he ordered a Rolls Royce.

In September of 1945, when Thomas arrived at the Island Of Sodor, some people were beginning to get bored of the Vauxhalls....

Trainz Episode 43

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At Mossberg Harbor, a band was playing music inside the station: link

Sean & Jerry: *Next to each, waiting to leave the harbor with their trains*
Jerry: That band has really great music.
Sean: Yeah, but sometimes, they play too loud.
Jerry: Since when?
Sean: Last night, when we were all trying to sleep!
Audience: *Laughing*
Jerry: I didn't hear them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Of course you didn't. You can sleep through everything.
Panzer: *Stops next to Jerry* Hello Jerry. Me, and Robert were sent here by Mr. Bruce to deliver clothing. Since Kenny left our railway, things have been getting...

Trainz Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 22: Something Different

For weeks, Panzer was given the same assignment. He was to take freight trains from the freight yard to the depot in Zorrin. They were close to each other, and that meant Panzer had to go short distances when pulling his trains. He was talking about this with the other engines in the yards.

Panzer: I have been...