Jim Dear and Darling were out of the house.

Because contrivance.

Lady tried to use their computer...

WOW. NO STORY HAS LOST ME SO QUICKLY. I JUST-THAT IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT. If you don't know what I'm talking about, Lady and the Tramp took place in the 50's, where computers would not become common to own. HOW DO YOU INSTANTLY FAIL AT THE SECOND SENTENCE?!

but a lot can happen on one computer,

Really? Goodness, I wouldn't know, considering these characters from a time period when the internet probably didn't exist.

and she had NO idea what she was in for.

Oh...boy. Also, it doesn't help that dogs...

"I can't wait to see this movie!" We were all walking into the movie theater.

Okay, nothing to terrible yet...

As the fursonas all went into the theater, I felt a troubling presence.

I'm impressed you managed to spell "presence" right, considering you spelled "PROLOGUE" wrong. Then again, that something I still struggle with.

There, right behind me, was the forbidden darkstone.

Care to explain what that is? Also to understand anything that's going on, you need to have a very firm grasp on Darealm as a place.

If you so much as touched it, you would become hypnotized.

And you still don't know what...

Yay, the story with OCs! This should be fun...

Many people don't know this, (because I never tell anyone),

Which you probably should. It would help you in the long-run. Oh, who am I kidding, you probably already destroyed your reputation with that NO MORE CUPCAKES thing.

but my fursonas live in a world that is called Darealm. In Darealm, anything can happen. It seems to be a world of paradise, but there is always trouble lurking nearby...

I'll properly explain Darealm in another entry.

Like today.

Let's hear about today...

I was going to keep this a secret, but I decided to spill.

Okay...

I posted...

SEQUELS.

Let's hear this one.

The first movie, Disney movies particularly, are about a couple,

Not lately nowadays. I think there was Tangled, but that's really it.

next thing you know, the sequel is about their kids.

Ahhh...next generation...I'll make a whole competent rant about that later...

Don't get me wrong, sometimes I like it,

Any examples? ...No? When do you like Next Generation EVER?! I personally think it's okay when it's like the Cakes, or Cadence and Shining Armor, but not when it's a shipping I really love or hate, or when it's a character I really care about. OR WHEN THE CHARACTERS...

Uh...

Remember my MLP shipping article from when I first joined?

You know, this little thing that makes me CRINGE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH? www.fanpop.com/clubs/my-little-pony-friendship-is-magi...ngs

Well, can I please redo that...?

While the point of the article is still valid, like the Celestia and Applebloom thing, I have gotten a lot smarter since I was on here in that year.

And yes, I do still ship Dislestia. Why? Because it makes SENSE.

But anyway! What I'm getting out of here is if you like crackshipping fine. I won't hate you for shipping something that different from mine, that's...

PONY SHIPPINGS.

Okay, before I start this, I did make a remake of this article, and I will upload it here.

They often come from fandom.

YEAH, AND THEY'RE GREAT! MY 6 OTPs ARE-

Sometimes, they are canon shippings.

And there is nothing wrong with that at all.

Fandom shippings can get out of hand.

Sure, but they can also be the best shippings that piece of media has to offer. I have seen some REALLY well-written shipping fanfictions of shippings that aren't canon. Look up the Star Vs The Forces Of Evil fanfiction "Visions" by I Am A Ridaa.

For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring,

IT'S "PAIRING",...

In Party of One, Pinkie Pie became depressed and straight maned, because she thought the mane 6 were kicking her out,

ok

but I've noticed some of you have been exaggerated the story.

Okay, I already know you're going to base your whole argument off of "I don't like Cupcakes, so stop doing it". This is going to be your worst one yet, isn't it?


You've been saying she killed RD and turned her into cupcakes.

Cupcakes was made BEFORE Party Of One, actually, it was made after Call Of The Cutie.

Well, RD is still in the EPISODES, right? IT'S NOT TRUE.

And it's not necessarily true that Toy Chica fell...

GUYS, I HOPE YOU'RE ALL PREPARED FOR THIS BECAUSE THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET RAAAAAAAAAAAAANDEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CABBAGE.

What a way to start a story, am I right?

The Darkstone was affecting CABBAGE.

To be fair, Cabbage would be the only one stupid enough to actually trip on that thing.

REALLY MISTRESS?

Let’s all blame Mistress, because I’m sure she arranged it for Cabbage specifically. I’m sure she was just hoping anyone would trip on it. But if you’re gonna write a character like this, you need to make sure they target a specific person, or specific people.

(Who's a mismagius)

I’m sure your...