Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 5: Blowjob!
Molly: *Walking with Theresa, and Masuke*
Veronica: *Sitting with Nicole, and Alinah*
Alinah: *Sees Molly walk into the diner with Theresa, and Masuke* Finally.
Nicole: Where have you been?
Theresa: Buying clothes.
Masuke: And banging men.
Molly: I masturbated on a cat.
The other girls gave Molly an odd look.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: Wait until you get your food to do that.
Veronica: I already ate some sushi before joining you. Besides, *Farts as she continues to talk* you shouldn't tell me how to do things.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are you ladies ready to order?
Masuke: Pancakes with milk.
Molly: Pancakes with milk.
Theresa: Pancakes with milk.
Nicole: Pancakes with chocolate milk.
Veronica: Pancakes with orange juice.
Alinah: I'll take two tacos with extra beans, and chocolate milk.
Waiter: *Writing down the orders* Extra beans, huh?
Alinah: Make that, extra extra beans.
Waiter: Coming up.
Alinah: I want to suck his dick.
Veronica: I wonder how many other waiters are here.
Molly: We should have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Masuke: Good idea.
Just then, Cassandra and her friends came into the diner.
Masuke: Cassandra, good to see you. We were just talking about having a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Marisa: Me. No contest.
Addie: But it's not supposed to be quick. It's supposed to be long, and memorable.
Kat: And filled with cum.
Eula: I suck dicks while rubbing them with my breasts.
Cassandra: When are we having this contest?
Alinah: After our waiter returns.
Waiter: *Arrives with a tray of food*
Alinah: Speak of the devil, there he is.
Waiter: *Giving the girls their pancakes* And for you. *Gives Alinah her tacos with extra extra beans*
He also gave them their drinks.
Alinah: How many other men are here?
Waiter: Twelve.
Alinah: Can we give them blowjobs?
Waiter: Let me ask them. *Walks away*
Alinah: And now. *Eating her beans*
Stephanie: What's with all those beans?
Eula: You'll see.
Waiter: *Walks back with the other twelve waiters* What was it you wanted?
Alinah: Can me, and these twelve girls give you blowjobs? *Farts*
Waiter: Yes.
Stephanie: I guess I can't talk my way out of this.
Cassandra: Nope.
Kat: Not like the last contest.
Upstairs, the thirteen men, and the thirteen girls were preparing for the contest. Each man had a stopwatch to time the girls.
Men: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Alinah: *Sucking a man's dick, as she farts loudly. She has her eyes closed, and is pushing hard to make her fart last as long as possible*
Man 13: *Cums in Alinah's mouth* Five seconds.
Marisa & Kat: *Getting filled with cum in their mouths. There is so much cum that some of it goes onto their breasts*
Men: Six seconds.
Stephanie: *Sucking a dick while jerking it. She too gets covered in cum, but blushes nervously*
Marisa: Whoa!
Alinah: Very nice Steph. *Farts*
Stephanie: I just wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Man 4: Well, you did. Your time is seven seconds. Call me again if you want to do more of that.
Stephanie: That won't be necessary.
After five minutes.
Molly: You knew I was going to suggest a blowjob contest. That's why you ordered all those beans.
Alinah: No. I was going to have sex with him either way.
Masuke: Nevertheless, that was the quickest blowjob I have ever seen. Too bad you didn't get as much cum as the others.
Alinah: I was especially surprised with Stephanie. She got more than the rest of us, and she doesn't even like sex.
Theresa: Well, one thing's for sure. For a girl that doesn't like sex, she's a pro.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts louder*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 5, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in You Smell Like Shit.
Shirtless Shane: Alinah does what she does best.
Fat Pat: If you don't know what that is, you're lucky. We know, and we don't want to.
Episode 5: Blowjob!
Molly: *Walking with Theresa, and Masuke*
Veronica: *Sitting with Nicole, and Alinah*
Alinah: *Sees Molly walk into the diner with Theresa, and Masuke* Finally.
Nicole: Where have you been?
Theresa: Buying clothes.
Masuke: And banging men.
Molly: I masturbated on a cat.
The other girls gave Molly an odd look.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: Wait until you get your food to do that.
Veronica: I already ate some sushi before joining you. Besides, *Farts as she continues to talk* you shouldn't tell me how to do things.
Waiter: *Arrives* Are you ladies ready to order?
Masuke: Pancakes with milk.
Molly: Pancakes with milk.
Theresa: Pancakes with milk.
Nicole: Pancakes with chocolate milk.
Veronica: Pancakes with orange juice.
Alinah: I'll take two tacos with extra beans, and chocolate milk.
Waiter: *Writing down the orders* Extra beans, huh?
Alinah: Make that, extra extra beans.
Waiter: Coming up.
Alinah: I want to suck his dick.
Veronica: I wonder how many other waiters are here.
Molly: We should have a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Masuke: Good idea.
Just then, Cassandra and her friends came into the diner.
Masuke: Cassandra, good to see you. We were just talking about having a contest to see who can give the quickest blowjob.
Marisa: Me. No contest.
Addie: But it's not supposed to be quick. It's supposed to be long, and memorable.
Kat: And filled with cum.
Eula: I suck dicks while rubbing them with my breasts.
Cassandra: When are we having this contest?
Alinah: After our waiter returns.
Waiter: *Arrives with a tray of food*
Alinah: Speak of the devil, there he is.
Waiter: *Giving the girls their pancakes* And for you. *Gives Alinah her tacos with extra extra beans*
He also gave them their drinks.
Alinah: How many other men are here?
Waiter: Twelve.
Alinah: Can we give them blowjobs?
Waiter: Let me ask them. *Walks away*
Alinah: And now. *Eating her beans*
Stephanie: What's with all those beans?
Eula: You'll see.
Waiter: *Walks back with the other twelve waiters* What was it you wanted?
Alinah: Can me, and these twelve girls give you blowjobs? *Farts*
Waiter: Yes.
Stephanie: I guess I can't talk my way out of this.
Cassandra: Nope.
Kat: Not like the last contest.
Upstairs, the thirteen men, and the thirteen girls were preparing for the contest. Each man had a stopwatch to time the girls.
Men: On your marks. Get set. Go.
Alinah: *Sucking a man's dick, as she farts loudly. She has her eyes closed, and is pushing hard to make her fart last as long as possible*
Man 13: *Cums in Alinah's mouth* Five seconds.
Marisa & Kat: *Getting filled with cum in their mouths. There is so much cum that some of it goes onto their breasts*
Men: Six seconds.
Stephanie: *Sucking a dick while jerking it. She too gets covered in cum, but blushes nervously*
Marisa: Whoa!
Alinah: Very nice Steph. *Farts*
Stephanie: I just wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.
Man 4: Well, you did. Your time is seven seconds. Call me again if you want to do more of that.
Stephanie: That won't be necessary.
After five minutes.
Molly: You knew I was going to suggest a blowjob contest. That's why you ordered all those beans.
Alinah: No. I was going to have sex with him either way.
Masuke: Nevertheless, that was the quickest blowjob I have ever seen. Too bad you didn't get as much cum as the others.
Alinah: I was especially surprised with Stephanie. She got more than the rest of us, and she doesn't even like sex.
Theresa: Well, one thing's for sure. For a girl that doesn't like sex, she's a pro.
Veronica: *Farts*
Alinah: *Farts louder*
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have you in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. Here comes the ending of this very song!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from June 5, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let you know what'll happen in the next episode.
Fat Pat: Next up in You Smell Like Shit.
Shirtless Shane: Alinah does what she does best.
Fat Pat: If you don't know what that is, you're lucky. We know, and we don't want to.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
