I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you
She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I’ll wait if you stay ‘cos foggy London town’s not built for me or you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I love you
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with friends but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you
She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I’ll wait if you stay ‘cos foggy London town’s not built for me or you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I love you
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with friends but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy
I’ve met someone who makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill to have
So many skills that her make her distinctive
But they’re not mine to have, no they’re not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
But I don’t care about the soaps, no I don’t care about the soaps
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
Though they work together, they can’t figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
This is no Bridget Jones (kill the director)
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill to have
So many skills that her make her distinctive
But they’re not mine to have, no they’re not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
But I don’t care about the soaps, no I don’t care about the soaps
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
Though they work together, they can’t figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
This is no Bridget Jones (kill the director)
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
