Carver: I'm going to be CARP!
Tino: Did you say Carp?
Carver: That stands for what I want to be. Cool And Radically Popular.
Tino: It's a good thing you don't want to be Cool RICH And Popular.
Carver: Why?

The old crap joke, haha!

Oh, I like the one from the Talent Show episode:

Carver: Man, it's like the crazy backwards universe.
Tino: Where cats chase dogs and sitcoms are funny.

I have a bunch of favorite quotes from The Weekenders, but since I just rewatched that episode, I'll put that one down ^^ LOVE The Weekenders!