Ian & Nina at White House Correspondents Association Dinner

(1)Damon: "Could you turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying... yet!"
(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws food at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did you know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing list of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena....