I saw this in the Twilight spot and thought it looked like fun :)

You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM → I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

01 or 31 min → Damon
02 or 32 min → Stefan
03 or 33 min → Elena
04 or 34 min → Bonnie
05 or 35 min → Caroline
06 or 36 min → Katherine
07 or 37 min → Jeremy
08 or 38 min → Alaric
09 or 39 min → Jenna
10 or 40 min → Vicki
11 or 41 min → Matt
12 or 42 min → Anna
13 or 43 min → Pearl
14 or 44 min → Tyler
15 or 45 min → Mayor Lockwood
16 or 46 min → Zach Salvatore
17 or 47 min → Lexi
18 or 48 min → Bree
19 or 49 min → Isobel
20 or 50 min → Noah (dimwit)
21 or 51 min → Ben
22 or 52 min → Sheriff Forbes
23 or 53 min → Logan Fell
24 or 54 min → Shelia Bennett in her house
25 or 55 min → Kelly Donovan at the bar
26 or 56 min → William Tanner after football pratice
27 or 57 min → Emily Bennett in 1864
28 or 58 min → Ms Lockwood in a tanning salon
29 or 59 min → Harper in the woods
30 or 00 min → Fredrick (the asshole from 1x16) in the farm house

Identify the color of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Pink → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1,000,000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other color → because I love myself
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot

Enjoy! :)

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