2)Each and every time he asks you a question,say "that's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill you because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do you know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time you see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should show you how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting you two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! you scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did you tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie said in a firm voice.
"what do you want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting you two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! you scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did you tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie said in a firm voice.
"what do you want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
He shits on Elena after she becomes a vampire and made her feel like a broken toy because he couldn’t love her as a vampire.
He slut shames her for sleeping with Damon and used that as the reason for their breakup.
He declared that she didn’t know what he was like when he was not in love with her.
He wanted to have every memory of Elena erased.
He acted like Damon had no part in Elena’s life after Elena chose him again.
He treated her oh, so well last season and this season that it was a complete shock that she had feelings for Damon.
And now, being the wonderful and PERFECT man that he is, he might- just might- come down off of his Holy Throne and stoop down to take Elena back if she comes crawling back to him after everything she has done to him. How is he even thinking about the possibility of Elena going back to him, let alone deciding if he’ll take her back?
What is this guy even, for real?
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He slut shames her for sleeping with Damon and used that as the reason for their breakup.
He declared that she didn’t know what he was like when he was not in love with her.
He wanted to have every memory of Elena erased.
He acted like Damon had no part in Elena’s life after Elena chose him again.
He treated her oh, so well last season and this season that it was a complete shock that she had feelings for Damon.
And now, being the wonderful and PERFECT man that he is, he might- just might- come down off of his Holy Throne and stoop down to take Elena back if she comes crawling back to him after everything she has done to him. How is he even thinking about the possibility of Elena going back to him, let alone deciding if he’ll take her back?
What is this guy even, for real?
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