Spongebob and Patrick had been walking for miles and finally arrived at the The Thug Tug, where their car was parked, but the key was missing. The two peeked into the window of the tug and saw some of the roughest, toughest pirates they ever met. They saw the one who stole their key, Mad Monty. Spongebob and Patrick discussed how to get the key. Spongebob wanted to be the one who distracted the pirates, but Patrick already volunteered. Patrick walked in and the pirates ceased their fighting and surrounded Patrick. I have to use the bathroom. said Patrick It's uh right over there. said Mad Monty. Mad Monty then looked down and noticed Spongebob trying to take the key from him. Stupid contact. Oh there it is. Better go wash it off. said Spongebob, making a run for the bathroom. Patrick! You call that a distraction? asked Spongebob I had to go to the bathroom. said Patrick Well. I got my hands dirty for nothing. said Spongebob Patrick. Check it out. said Spongebob The two were too busy to notice one bubble escaped from the bathroom. Hey! Who blew this bubble!? yelled a voice from outside the bathroom You all know the rules! yelled Black Dog All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able bodied patron in the bar! said the other pirates That's right! So who blew it!? asked Black Dog Spongebob and Patrick frantically popped the other bubbles. So. Nobody knows? asked Black Dog Maybe it was...Clueless Morgan began to say Shut up! yelled Black Dog, throwing a chair at Clueless Morgan. Somebody in here ain't a real man. said Black Dog You! yelled Black Dog We're on a baby hunt and don't think we don't know to weed them out. said Black Dog Now everybody line up! yelled Black Dog DJ! Time for the test! said Black Dog No baby can resist singing along to this. said Black Dog Spongebob, it's the Goofy Goober theme song. whispered Patrick I know. said Spongebob It was you! You're the baby! said Black Dog No no! I only coughed! I swear! said Polly Lobster DJ! Turn it up louder! yelled Black Dog Polly Lobster breathed a sigh of relief after Black Dog walked past him. Don't sing along, Patrick. said Spongebob, doing his best to keep a straight face. I'm trying. Trying so hard. said Patrick Goofy! Goofy! Goofy Goober! Yeah! chimed Calico and Old Tom Heheh! Well, well, well. Which one of you babies was it? asked Black Dog It was him! Uh. He did it! I've never even eaten at Goofy Goofy Goober's! Yeah! they said at the same time Well, looks like we got ourselves a double baby! said Black Dog In the midst of the fight, Spongebob and Patrick were able to escape. Man that was a close call. said Spongebob Guess what i got! said Patrick The key! said Spongebob Shh. said Spongebob, before they drove off.