The Princess Bride Club
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* You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
* Not much can get in the way of true love.
* There's not a lot of money in revenge.
* Beware of princes who smile too much.
* Overconfidence can be deadly.
* Inconceivable does not mean impossible.
* Getting fired can wreck a person's self-confidence.
* Remember that a chocolate coating can help things go down easier.
* After 20 years at something, a person *ought* to be amazing at it.
* Even if you're the best, there's always someone better.
* Assets don't always look like assets.
* People in masks cannot be trusted.
* However, masks are reported to be terribly comfortable.
* Don't distract people when they're climbing a sheer rock face.
* In swordfighting, employ Bonetti's Defense on rocky terrain.
* If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything.
* Criminals are used to having people not trust them.
* When there is no time for an explanation, a brief summary will have to do.
* True love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
* When you do something right, don't let it go to your head.
* "Concerned" is not the same thing as "nervous."
* No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
* In marriage vows, if you didn't say "I do," you didn't.
* Don't give up! It ain't over 'till it's over.
* Even when it appears to be over, it might not be over.
* Sometimes there are happy endings.