Dwight chokes on a piece of beet and dies. What can he expect in the afterlife? - The Office

The Office Dwight chokes on a piece of beet and dies. What can he expect in the afterlife?

Pick one:

	His body is frozen and he returns 500 years later to find Earth overrun by robots
	He goes to heaven where he teaches bear safety classes
	He goes to hell and has to work at Staples with no hope of promotion
	Nothing...there is no afterlife
	He co-owns a hotel with Satan and eventually grants a late check-in to Jim

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chel1395 posted over a year ago

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