The Office Hypothetical: Michael is back on his telemarketing job, and he's calling you to offer you the latest breakthrough in weight loss. What do you say?
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You are speechless. Michael is your idol, and you are talking to him.
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Dude, find a different part-time job. No one cares about bogus pills.
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You lecture him for hours on how needy and stupid he is.
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You ask him about prison, of course.
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You engage him in a conversation about Die Hard and immediately become his BFF.
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Hang up. How is a completely fictional person calling you?
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Squeal and grill (pun) him about everyone in the office until he is sick of you.
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Ask him where he is shipping his foot.
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