The Office SCENARIO THAT IS HYPOTHETICAL: You stole Dwight's tie, and he didn't take it so well. In fact, he's chasing you with his spud gun. You...
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Let him catch you. You've seen what that thing does to windows.
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Keep running. You can beat his mile time, even if the timer was a thermometer.
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Get a skateboard. His feet don't have wheels.
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Distract him with random questions. "Question: which bear is best?"
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Grab a paintball gun and challenge him to a shootout.
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