The Office SITUATION OF HYPOTHETICALNESS: Dwight Schrute is coming at you with his spud gun. What do you say to make him stop?

Pick one:
Break into your own version of "Stop! In the Name of Love"
Tell him you have advice about Angela
Say, "Wait! I'm a close personal friend of Michael Scott!"
Tell him you know Hiro and Jack Bauer and they're on your side
Bargain with him - you'll buy all those beets if he'll autograph your SchruteBuck
 jamfan4 posted over a year ago
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