The Office HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: Once you've proven your loyalty to Michael, now you must prove it to Dwight. What do you do?

Pick one:
Casually mention that you think Battlestar Galactica is the best show ever
Ask Dwight to show you how to best defend yourself from a bear attack
Mention to Dwight you minored in Bear Studies at college
Ask to be Dwight's secret assistant, devoted to protecting him and Michael
Put Jim's coffee mug in Jello
Tell him that you are from the future and that you know of new and amazing beet f
Kill a duck in the parking lot and bring it in to share with the staff.
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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