The Office HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: Someone is trying to woo Stanley from the Scranton branch. (I don't know where I come up with these ideas!) What should Michael do to keep Stanley?

Pick one:
Institute Free Pretzel Friday
Hire a bodyguard for Melissa (who is instructed to shoot if Ryan comes near her)
Give Dwight and Andy a pay decrease and give that extra to Stanley
Dress up as a Mario Brother and Spy on the Other Branch
Added by tvman
fight fire with fire if you know what i mean ;)
fight fire with fire if you know what i mean ;)
Added by i_eat_pigeons
is the choice you want missing? go ahead and add it!
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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