The Office Hypothetical Scenario: Stanley asks you to fetch him a "Works" pretzel, but by the time you get to the stand all the pretzels are gone. What do you do?

Pick one:
Leave the country and change your name
Tell Stanley the truth and prepare to face his rage
Give Stanley a large amount of cash in exchange for the pretzel
Pretend you hit your head and now have amnesia. "What's a pretzel?"
Blame it all on Andy
Make up for it by picking up an "Awesome Blossom, Extra Awesome" for him
Added by papa
Run to the Nearest Prenzel Wagon and Buy Everything to Put on it at the Store.
Added by tvman
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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