The Office Hypothetical Scenario: You fall into the river while wearing a sumo suit and can't get out. What do you do?

Pick one:
Relax in the river and be glad you aren't having to walk over hot coals
Scream for help until you are hoarse
Find a sharp object, poke a hole in the suit and wait until it deflates
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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