The Office FROM 'STRESS RELIEF': Best insult from the Michael Scott Comic Roast?

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If you ever put sunblock on a window, you might be Michael Scott.
People I would make out before I would make out with Michael Scott.
You are the reason I drink. You are the reason I live to forget.
The quote was "cut off your nose to Spiderface."
You pathetic short little man, you don't have any friends, family or land.
His thing is so small. If it were an I-Pod, it would be a shuffle.
What's his name? / His name is Michael.
What I hate about you, you really suck as a boss...
Incoherent yelling in Spanish.
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 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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