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The Office Dwight swears to protect you but only with one weapon. Which do you choose?

62 fans picked:

His cousin Mose

27%

Throwing stars

18%

Pepper spray

15%

A lightsaber

10%

A toilet bowl blowgun

A pair of nunchucks

Weapons?...his body IS a weapon!

One of his many knives

Hidden sai

A sword from the ceiling

supercalo23 posted over a year ago

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	supercalo23 picked A toilet bowl blowgun: No one wants to get shot with a blowgun that's been sitting in a toilet. Dwight knows his stuff. posted over a year ago.

	chel1395 picked Pepper spray: I don't want him to kill anyone. Just hurt them terribly. ;D posted over a year ago.

	mifflinite picked His cousin Mose: the perfect weapon! posted over a year ago.

	_lina_ picked Pepper spray: Only because by the time he'd run to the filing cabinet to find Mr. A. Knife's file/run to the bathroom and lifted the toilet cover thingie and the run back/run to the watercooler and back, I'd probably be dead. And anyways, I'd be too afraid he'd accidentally hit and kill me instead of my attacker :) posted over a year ago.

	ArabellaElfie picked A lightsaber: You all fail to realize he is, in fact, a Sith Lord. posted over a year ago.

	ricko picked Throwing stars: I just always liked those shurikens posted over a year ago.

	Shelby13 picked Weapons?...his body IS a weapon!: I'd be too afraid to give Dwight a weapon. He'd probably hurt me with it accidentally. Re: the pepper spray that got in everyone's eyes. posted over a year ago.

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