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The Office HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: You've been caught by Karen and now you have to come up with a good explanation for why Dwight and Michael are stealing the copier. What is it?

68 fans picked:
Say that Dwight received a tip that the copier was defective and could blow up
   40%
Say that Michael wanted to give Karen a brand new copier in exchange for Stanley
   25%
Say it was all your idea & hope Dwight compensates your loyalty in Schrute Bucks
   22%
Say that Toby threatened to hurt Jan if Michael didn't destroy the copier
   13%
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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chel1395 picked Say it was all your idea & hope Dwight compensates your loyalty in Schrute Bucks:
I am loyal to the end and once I get out of jail, I know Dwight will return the favor.
posted over a year ago.
 
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ThinkPink20 picked Say that Dwight received a tip that the copier was defective and could blow up:
Wow, I'm going to go all Potter-nerd for a second, but you sound like Bellatrix or Peter Pettigrew when you say that. That would make Dwight Lord Voldemort! Voldemort! Voldemort! Guess he's not on Team Gryffindor after all.
posted over a year ago.
 
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chel1395 picked Say it was all your idea & hope Dwight compensates your loyalty in Schrute Bucks:
*cackles* Yes, Lord Dwight will reward me in ways no mere mortal can imagine. Mwahahahahaha!!!
posted over a year ago.
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