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The Office HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO: Your phone rings and on the other end is a Dwight Schrute, wanting to sell you paper. What are you most surprised by during the conversation?

89 fans picked:
After you agree to buy some card stock, he throws in four free jars of beet puree
   30%
He asks for your social security number so he can do a background check
   22%
His vast knowledge of bears, which for some reason, he keeps bringing up
   17%
He starts sobbing when you mention your secretary's name is Angela
   16%
When you mention you'd like to be able to order off a website, he yells at you
   15%
 chel1395 posted over a year ago
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Shandiii picked After you agree to buy some card stock, he throws in four free jars of beet puree:
I'd totally buy from Dwight rather than a computer!
posted over a year ago.
 
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kateliness2 picked After you agree to buy some card stock, he throws in four free jars of beet puree:
How could I resist?
posted over a year ago.
 
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chel1395 picked He starts sobbing when you mention your secretary's name is Angela:
I wouldn't know what was upsetting him more, the fact that I HAD a secretary or that her name was Angela.
posted over a year ago.
 
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Charmape picked When you mention you'd like to be able to order off a website, he yells at you:
Definitely.
posted over a year ago.
 
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marissa picked When you mention you'd like to be able to order off a website, he yells at you:
id be pretty weird to be yelled at when i was trying to buy paper, lol.
posted over a year ago.
 
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Luciie-Goosiie picked After you agree to buy some card stock, he throws in four free jars of beet puree:
If Dwight was on the other end of the phone. I would run around screaming for an hour! :P
posted over a year ago.