There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.
Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!
[And that's where Vancouver is.]
But… before I finish up my story,
you should know the territories.
There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.
If you want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.
And if you want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.
And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.
Keep going? No? Ingrates.