The Office Favorite One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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over a year ago someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
over a year ago OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
over a year ago greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
over a year ago skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
over a year ago hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
over a year ago ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
over a year ago flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears 4 months ago
over a year ago bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
over a year ago hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
over a year ago hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
over a year ago 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
over a year ago 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
over a year ago wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
over a year ago IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
over a year ago Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
over a year ago Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
over a year ago smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
over a year ago alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
over a year ago Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
over a year ago Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
over a year ago eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
over a year ago eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
over a year ago Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
over a year ago Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
over a year ago emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
over a year ago emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
over a year ago IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
over a year ago IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
over a year ago DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
over a year ago DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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over a year ago snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
over a year ago dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
over a year ago yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
over a year ago alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
over a year ago snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
over a year ago pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
over a year ago adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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over a year ago MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
over a year ago Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
over a year ago sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
over a year ago Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
over a year ago SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
Post your favorite liner as your facebook status on March 24 (the anniversary of the first Office to ever premiere on TV)! To RSVP go to this link


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over a year ago amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
over a year ago amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
over a year ago Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
over a year ago Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it