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The Office Favorite One-Liner?

timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM

andy - "addition by subtraction"

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over a year ago PimpsAhoy said…

roflcopter

over a year ago amymeymy said…

learn your rules, you better learn your rules, if you don't you'll be eaten in your sleep

Dwight

over a year ago Jenni_17 said…

"... That's what she said"
- Michael

AND

"False"
- Dwight

over a year ago SpanksU said…

"I have a question. HOW DARE YOU?"
-Kelly

"Are your parents first cousins who are also bad at ping-pong?"
-Kelly

"The hospital will provide the dictionary, take the thesaurus"
-Oscar

"Bears eat Beets"
-Jim

over a year ago Jessicatt said…

"*sings* Ryan started the fire..."

-Michael

over a year ago huayisang said…

Christian Louboutin,YSL,Jimmy Choo for special offer now

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over a year ago kristylee1990 said…

People enjoy a good idea. The one time a year they actually hear one. -Jim

over a year ago amymeymy said…

The end justifies the mean. - Michael Scott

over a year ago chrissyy79 said…

Andy Bernard:Oompa loompa, doompadee dawesome, Dwight is now gone, which is totally awesome. Why has he gone, he was such a nice guy. No, he was not, he was a total douche. Doompadee doom

over a year ago chrissyy79 said…

Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he wins them... or he quits them because they are unfair.

over a year ago chrissyy79 said…

This is my favorite line of the enitre series so far.
Creed:If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward?
It's the way he says it that just cracks me up every time,lol,it also gives us a little glimpse into a part of Creeds life that isn't shady.

over a year ago Marlenelover101 said…

Question. -Dwight

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"The eyes are the groin of the head." Dwight Kurt Schrute.

over a year ago Beatlesxoxo said…

um off the top of my head XD

"Question. What kind of bear is best?" ~ Jim

"The worst part about prision was the dementors" ~ 'prision' Mike

XD lol I actually say question now when I have a question

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

LOL, I haven't gotten into the habit just yet.

"Trash...code...Meredith take off your dress."

over a year ago HireMeMichael said…

Michael Scott - "Medical school must of cost like 40 bucks or a Donkey or something" hahahah

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"Jan, is in the terminal stages of her pregnancy..." Michael Scott-baby Shower.

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"If that's flashing...lock me up." Creed Bratton.

over a year ago smoore23 said…

If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North.

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"He heals leopards."

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"They determine our worth by putting beans on our faces." Dwight Schrute XD

over a year ago smoore23 said…

See you later, Pan.

over a year ago Vixie79 said…

"What does a BEAN mean?" I had to do Kevin in the same episode, it was hilarious.

over a year ago bigbowtiful said…

You can't fire me I dont work in this van !

Dwight Shrute

over a year ago newapp said…

Theres a new quote app free on the android market for Karl Pilkington if anybodys interested:

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over a year ago joe-kerr said…

In the Schrute family, the youngest child raises the others. I've been raising kids since I was a baby.

over a year ago mattgregory said…

"She goes to another school" -Kevin

over a year ago cristina543 said…

You're paying way too much for worms, who's your worm guy?

over a year ago saltyzanahoria said…

Michael to pregnant Jan: "You cheated on me when I specifically asked you not to!?"

over a year ago jsmanning said…

"I am so impressed with the potential you see in me" - Michael Scott to David Wallace

over a year ago KristinMyrtle said…

"It's a fake wheel dummy" gets me every time

over a year ago sharladawn said…

What am I going to do with it? I don’t know. That’s the least of my worries.

-Ryan in response to his “Hottest in the Office” Dundie

over a year ago JadeSanders said…

I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.