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Alright everyone. We've got to catch a flight to Australia. said Kermit as he drove to the airport. Where's the nearest rest stop? asked Walter Not too far from here why? asked Kermit Because I'm really hungry and want to buy a snack. said Walter What do you need a snack for? We'll be having something to eat on the plane. said Kermit. An hour later, after everyone did what they needed to, they got back into the car, where Kermit would drive for a few more miles to the airport. Are we at the airport yet? asked Beauregard who couldn't see past the muppets who were squishing him. Yes. We are....

Kermit:
Ever since marrying Miss Piggy he has always worn a shirt with her face on it every day and is taking a fly-fishing course.
Walter:
Walter is one of those students who is taking a ceramics course. So far, he has made ceramic models of Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Miss Piggy.
The Swedish Chef:
As you probably can guess, The Swedish Chef spends his time doing the culinary program.
Big Mean Carl:
While not actually taking any courses offered to him by the college, he spends his time wandering the campus with Gorgon Heap and Behemoth looking for innocent souls to eat.
Bobo:
Bobo spends his...

Kermit's gone and now i'm taking over leadership duty. said Miss Piggy. Okay. Sure. Where he is anyways? asked Walter Last i saw him, he was heading towards a portal to take him to the real world. From there, he was able to find Constantine and Dominic Badguy in Scotland. Dominic Badguy fled, leaving Kermit to pursue Constantine on his own. At this rate, i'd say they'd be in China right about now. said Miss Piggy Is the portal to the real world closed? asked Walter Yes. Only one person can go through it and Kermit was the only one who could enter through it. Which brings us to our next order...

In a Lone Ranger style setting, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, and Polly Lobster were in their cell. Statler was pounding a nail into a wanted poster that said if you catch these bandits, you will immedieately get a reward. Sure enough, as Waldorf was stepping outside the saloon to tell Statler get back inside, the gold hunting posse, consisting of Angel Marie, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, Blind Pew, Clifford, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Old Tom, Sweetums, and Crazy Harry rode into town on horseback, and all of them wore cowboy hats and had guns loaded and ready to go. Kermit...