It's late. I'm sitting at my computer as usual, listening to music. I'm chatting with my friends on Skype, MSN, YouTube, DeviantArt, and Tumblr. They're all really nice people and enjoy chatting with them. After a few hours of random internet usage, I go to bed where I grab my Dakimakura pillow of Yuki. Seeing her blushing face in the darkness always makes me feel happy inside, no matter how crappy I feel. I roll around trying to find the most comfortable position. I finally fall asleep. With my face against Yuki's, I have this weird dream of her warning me about something, but I can't make...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 1

    I ran down the hallway as fast as I could trying to make it to my first class. I was gaming all night long in my new dorm at Fujioka College around the Kyoto area. I wasn't making a good impression on the first day at college, but what are you gonna do? As I passed the doors I realized the the classroom doors where going down. Room 5-A Room 4-A, I needed room 3-B! I quickly turned around and headed to my classroom. I stopped in front of the door thinking of my exquse. Like I was in a new scary building...

The next day, Mikuru came to school, looking a little odd for her preppy self. Sheesh, I knew this would happen. Damn Kyon. Well, I took my usual seat in homeroom, having a nice view of Kyon's head. It seemed for hours until class was over, but when I finally heard the passing bell ring, I felt relieved. I ran down to the lunch room, and quickly found a seat next to Mikuru.
"Hey Mikuru... what's the problem?" I asked.
"I've done something wrong..." She said softly.
Tsk, tsk, tsk. She let Kyon in her pants, didn't she?
"What is it, Mikuru-kun?"
"I shouldn't..."
"Yeah yeah yeah. It's classified?"
"No,...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja and Lolly4me2

Part 2

    I made it to my next class on time for a change. And sat in the back of the room and dozed off. I had a weird dream that I was a sheep and miyuki was a bird and we had to rescue the sunshine princess from the evil dark warriors. Of cource I unleshed a triple kick combo attack on the warriors bon bons (butts). I was soon awaken by the teacher jabbing me with her ruler. "Dont burn the toast! What?" I yelled. That was sad...
"Izumi-san, did you get any sleep last night?" my teacher/professer asked.
"Well...

Ms. Suzumiya!
"I don't wanna wake up yet..."
Please, wake up!
"Noooo.."
HARUHI!
"Ah!" Haruhi gasped, sitting up. Looking down was Koizumi, who blushed, standing up. "I-I'm terribly sorry. I was trying to wake you up." He mumbled sheepishly. "That's alright." Haruhi got up.
"Are you....scared?"
"No, not really. I don't know where I am, though."
At that moment, a car light flashed. Grabbing Haruhi's hand, Koizumi ran to the side of the road. It was then did they find out where they were. "A closed space..." The esper whispered. "But why isn't Kyon here?" "You say anything?" Haruhi turned to him.
"No."...

"Where's everyone else?" Itsuki asked as he came in. "Yuki's sick, Konata's at work, Mikuru's also sick, and who knows where the hell Kyon is." Haruhi replied.
"So, your'e the only one here, Suzumiya-san?"
"Hai."

"So, how has your day been?" Itsuki asked as he prepared to make tea. "Um, fine." Haruhi said. Except that I was thinking about you all day.
"Glad you had a great day."
"Arigato."

"Suzumiya-san, what's wrong?"
"Wha..?"
"You've been acting strange around me. Me, nobody else. I'm not one to to disrupt private matters, but is there something you want to tell me? I won't tell anyone."
"...Well,...

{from Haruhi's point of view}

After I read the note Mikuru gave me yesterday for the 4th time, I realized it was from Itsuki.

Miss Suzumiya, there is something I wish to talk to you about later tomorow after school lets out. Please, meet me at the bus stop on your way home. I believe that this talk shall clear many things up for the both of us

Well, I guess I shouldn't leave him there...
On my way walking to the bus stop after school, I noticed how cold it was. It could have easily been 45 degrees out here. This cold? In May? Eh, I guess it's better then being blazing hot.

When I finally reached...

Haruhi and Konata's Moe College!
by chocopockyninja an Lolly4me2

Part 3

    Haruhi guided me to the SOS Brigade club room where I would be hanging Mondays-Fridays at 3:30. "Well this is the room." she said opening the door. Inside sat to cute boys. "Thats Kyon and Koizumi. Other members of the Brigade," she said,"Now get out, Mikuru has to change!" The boys quickly ran out, slamming the door behind them. I turned to face The half naked Mikuru. Haruhi held up a maid outfit. "Ok put it on!" she told Mikuru. Mikuru's face turn a pinkish color and she then took off her high heels...

Yellow Ribbon:

“This morning only I, not events,” a sleeveless flared black jacket was put over a loose white low cut tank top and only the two shinning black buttons in the middle were fastened. The coat’s cuffs were turned up. “Have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.” A raven colored collar was worn loosely in the neck. “I can choose which it shall be.” A dark hand warmer with a long strap – that was not used – was slipped on a lightly tanned hand. “Yesterday is dead,” the shoes were buckled. “Tomorrow hasn’t arrived,” the wooden door’s knob was turned...

It was New Years' Day. There was a dance going on tonight, so of course, the SOS Brigade found themselves attending.

Thousands of high schoolers were dancing under the stars as an amateur band performed anime songs. Mikuru was dancing with Kyon, Yuki was reading, and Haruhi was dancing, rather awkwardly, with Itsuki.

"Those two look like...a couple that doesn't want to be a couple." Kyon said, looking at the nervous-looking Itsuki and the serious looking Haruhi. "I think they're trying not to make an impression, but they can't fool me." "Fool you about what?" Mikuru asked, innocence in her voice....

I awoke still tired from the night before, I was gaming till 2:30. I walked over to my make shift kitchen which consisted of just a mini fridge. I pulled out a small carton of milk and poored it onto a boil of ceral. I ate slowly thinking about what the SOS Brigade had to tell me. It sounded importent, but I wasnt sure. After I finished I threw out my boil and looked at the time. It was 9:30. My class started 15 minutes ago! I quickly got dressed, grabbed my bags and ran to my class. About 5 minutes later I was standing infront of the door that seperated me from the Bio class I was suppost...

{Haruhi's View}
"Wh-wh-whaaa...?"
I blinked. Koizumi was in love with me?
And he's been acting like an emo child all this week because he was in love with me?
He nodded and looked away from me. I sat up and pushed his cheek over to look at me again.
"Wh-wha-...what the hell?"
Itsuki sighed.
"In love with...me?" I was shocked. A guy like him, In love with someone like me seemed impossible.
He nodded again.
"I know it might seem... strange but, I am..." He said softly.
"But, why are you acting all weird? I mean, you've been... sad all week."
He looked away again. "You'd never love me." He said flaty.

I...

{Haruhi's View}
I woke up to the sound of pouring rain. Great. Just what I needed. How were we supposed to have any fun when it's raining outside? I got up and put a long sleve shirt on, and some shorts. I walked to the bathroom and took a quick shower. I threw my hair up in a messy ponytail, and chaged into my favorite tank-top, some white denim shorts, and my warm puffy jacket. I wandered down stairs and waited until breakfast was called.

I looked at the time. 9:30. I still had a good 30 minutes until breakfast. I looked around the room and saw Mikuru walking down the stairs.
"Oh! Suzumiya-san!...

{Haruhi's view}

It seemed like hours until we finally reached the Island. My heart was pumping like crazy just by thinking about how much fun the SOS brigade was about to have! And I was hoping with all my heart that something amazing would happen, something strange, something that would make this trip the best one ever! My thoughts were buzzing as the boat finally reached the dock of the Island. Mr. Arakawa and Ms. Mori helped us off the boat and gather our things.

After the long walk up to the mannor, Itsuki rang the doorbell.
"Hey! Welcome!" Shouted Mr. Keiichi as soon as he opened the door....

The next morning on my way to school, I found it to be rather cold. What was it? fall? Ehh, that made sense I guess. I rode my bike the usual route I take, but found something different. Miss Suzumiya was walking a bit ahead of me. I've never seen her this way. I pushed my bike faster to catch up with her.
"Hey, Hop on." I smiled
she smiled back and climbed onto the back of the bike and held me by the waist.
"It's kinda cold today" She said as she snuggled her cheek into my shoulder. "Yeah. Good thing we got that heater in the clubroom" I laughed.
Before I knew it, we were at the high school....

I was walking home from another family reunion
when suddenly, my phone buzzed.

Itsuki, come quick. We need your help in this closed space, it's serious this time.

A closed space? I wonder why Miss Suzumiya is upset this time.
As I was riding my bike, I remembered, I didn't come to school today. That has to be the reason why she's creating a closed space again.

The next morning, I woke up to the sound of my phone buzzing again.
"What could it be this time?" I sighed
I answered my phone
"Hello?" to the sound of no other then,
"Itsuki, meet me at the cafe." Miss Suzumiya's voice.
"Is there a brigade meeting...

It was a normal day in the room of the SOS Brigade. But, as usual, this normalcy would soon be turned into....
Abnormalcy.
"HEEEEEEYYYY EVERYOOOOONNNNEEE!!!"
As if on cue, the Brigade leader herself busted through the door, holding up a flyer fo the annual Spring Dance. "The SOS Brigade is going to the Spring Dance!" She announced.
"Great." Kyon muttered.
"..Oh, dear..." Mikuru worried.
"What's wrong with you guys? This is gonna be great!" Tsuruya said.
"True." Ryoko agreed.
"I'd...love to go, Suzumiya-sama, but I have work and stuff.." Konata said sheepishly.
Haruhi listened to none of their comments;...

1. Never
"Once again, Haruhi. Do. You. Like. Itsuki. Koizumi?" Ryoko asked for the seemingly thousandth time. Haruhi just sat there, a red-faced worm in the circle of caterpillars.
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess i've allready
won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history--been there done that

Who'd ya think you're kiddin'
He's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of

"She's not saying anything! I say she does!" Konata said. Kagami shushed her....

It was so unthinkable, the idea of her fearing anything.
To him she was just as fearless as Haruhi, and would be so willing to do anything.
But he was wrong.

"Hey, you in here, Haruhi?" Kyon greeted, answering the door. "Nope, she ran off again." Tsuruya replied, wiping her eyes.
"What's wrong, Tsuruya-san?"
"You'd think I was a baby if I told you."
"No I wouldn't."
Sighing, Tsuruya gave in, handing Kyon one of the many flyers that had been given to her.
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Haruhi's probably gonna let the SOS Brigade enter this,...

The entire class was abuzz as the infamous Haruhi Suzumiya entred Special Class A.
"What's she doing here?"
"Is she gonna dance for us or something?"
"I sure hope she doesn't. -shudder-"
Haruhi, who didn't give a crap about her reputation at that moment, loked around for the "mysterious transfer student" everyone was talking about. That's when she saw him, staring out a window.
All of a sudden, her heartbeat quickened.
When I saw you, my heart...it started pounding(this aint' no metaphor)
"Yes?" HIs voice was the only chatter in the room, as all eyes were on him and Haruhi. A red blush was spread...