Ansel Elgort and his famous celebrity bffs 

Is Ansel Elgort Replacing Taylor Swift As The Ultimate Celeb BFF?

Ever since Taylor Swift took her highly publicized, mentally healthy break from dating in order to fully find herself as a human, she’s become even

famous for racking up a list of celebrity BFFs so impressive that we bet Jennifer Lawrence is still waiting in line at the door. But if JLaw — or any of the

celebs who haven’t had Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Lena Dunham, Karlie Kloss, or Lorde’s luck — want to try their luck with a different tall and talented drink of water, we fully recommend Ansel Elgort. He’s ready, he’s waiting, and he’s totally the new Taylor in terms of racking up celeb BFFs, and having a total blast with them.

Need proof? Here’s the awesome harem of Elgort BFFs you would be joining if you chose to play for his team:

Will Ansel join Dylan’s wolf pack? Probably not, but they can be friends IRL. We won’t complain.

We find no fault in these dear, dear friends.

Need a friend to chill by the hotel pool with? Call your buddy Ansel. Famous writer John Green knows all about this.

One name, five syllables. One kick-ass guy who hangs out at Knicks games with Ansel.

Famous Friends # 5, 6, 7 — Chris Pratt, Dave Chappelle, Michael Sam

Star-Lord, Chappelle, and Michael Sam are in the entourage. You should be, too.

Famous Friend # 8 — Chloe Grace Moretz

We think it’s pretty kick-ass that these two are so tight.

Ansel and Joe J. bro’d out at the U.S. open together. No big. Ansel probably doesn’t make Joel feel inferior while shirtless like Nick does. We could all use a friend like that.

Maybe they talk dirty to each other… (wink wink)

Tall person Ansel will always be there for you if you need to reach things on high shelves, or see your favorite DJ at Coachella. He’s just that kind of guy. Ask Nat Wolff.

This friendship needs no “Help” — and hey, Taylor, it’s on you to add an Academy Award-winner to your repertoire. Ansel’s got you beat.

Oh, never mind. Goddammit, Taylor. You win again. Fine. You’re friends with EVERYONE. We get it.