The Fanpoppy Awards Article: EverybodyLies's Acceptance Speech for Best Soapbox (Informative) [aka SRSLY WORST SPEECH EVAR]

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EverybodyLies's Acceptance Speech for Best Soapbox (Informative) [aka SRSLY WORST SPEECH EVAR]

posted by EverybodyLies

Thanks. :D

I'd really like to thank Saul_Mikoliunas, pollyloveshouse, OhClip, and germany123. They're the real people behind the article. I just wrote it.
This thing says I have to write a longer article.
SO.
UHM.
I really really really appreciate all of yall voting for me. This article holds a special place in my heart 'cause I want to be a journalist when I grow up, and when I look back, this'll be my ultimate starting point. soo...
yeah.
woohoo!
IT STILL HAS TO BE LONGER?!
I wanted it to be "thanks" but I GUESS THAT ISN'T GONNA HAPPEN. D:
you guys rock. fanpop rocks. everything rocks.

daphne_cullen, lovedeath26 and 16 others like this

fanfly lol Congratulations, Everybodylies! Jeez I guess a simple thank you is just out of the question, huh? =D

chel1395 I see how it is, you are going to try and one up me on "Worst Speech Ever!" Mine was five words long! Come on!! ;D

pollyloveshouse You be mighty awesome yourself, you and your purdy fanpoppy! Still slightly outraged our goPod received nothing... pfft =P

ineedcoffee Congratulations! lol

Cammie Congrats!

IsisRain Short, sweet and to the point! Great acceptance speech! Congratulations! :)

johnminh Your mom and dad are disappointed you didn't thank or mention them in your acceptance speech. :p Oh yeah, congratulations! =)

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Cammie's Acceptance Speech (Or How A Half A Century Old TV Show Knocked 4 Spots Off Their Arse!)

posted by Cammie

Bewitched is still magic!

Good evening Fanpoppers! Thank you, thank you so much. Please sit.
Oh my stars, I'm totally floored!*deep breath* Firstly, I'd like to say what an honour it is for me to be here in a room full of so many awesomely talented fanpoppers. I'd like to begin by congratulating all the nominees and the winners in this year's Fanpoppy Awards.
I'm kind of at a loss for words as I don't have anything prepared which is why I actually waited so long before expressing my sincere gratitude.
My husband, being a very talented man in the advertising business had put together a nice little acceptance speech for...

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Hooch-is-crazy's Acceptance Speech (Or Get Ready To Throw Rotten Tomatoes Onto The Stage)

posted by hooch-is-crazy

First Of All, I would like to thank the usual people, you know my parents and all that shit, next I would like to thank dazl, who accepted my bribe, and of course, the cookie company, who made it, now unfortuantely, there was an open bar, so I'm now drinking and fanpopping, so, because of my best motto wins, here are some life mottos that apply to Fanpop.

The early fan gets the prop.

Poeple who make glass spots shouldn't throw comments. (Told you I've been drinking!)

Too many picks spam the updates.

Where there's a pick, there's an answer.

You can lead a fan to spot, but can you make him add content....

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STOP TPP! COME ON! SIGN AND SPREAD THE WORD!

posted by MisterH

Copied and edited from: link

link

THIS IS VERY URGENT AND NOT A JOKE! ALSO DON'T GOOF OFF!!!!

I really mean it! What would you be able to do if SOPA/TPP censors the internet? What would you be able to do if writing fanfics and drawing fanarts become illegal? What would you do if it's illegal to do a cover of your favorite song on YouTube? What would you do if downloading things from the internet (music, movies, TV episodes, etc) became illegal? What would you do if SOPA/TPP wins the war and takes away internet freedom? Net Neutrality is already dead so far, we can't risk the freedom of internet...

Fanpoppy meme

added by RougeTheBat844

Source: Me (Edited on MSPaint)

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See You Guys Really Do Like Coffee!

posted by ineedcoffee

[b]this is true[/b]

Okay admit it you only voted for my icon cause you love coffee its okay now that the voting is over. We all know there are more coffee lovers out there than what are letting on.

Who wants chocolate how could that beat out my coffee spot really, but I guess they have the same ingredient. I will live with the fact that I know you secretly really do like coffee you can't deny it any more. If I didn't love coffee so much chocolate would have been my other choice...lol

To all those who nominated and voted for me thank you deeply from the bottom of my coffee mug...

[i]you guys are the best thanks and thanks for voting for me[/i]

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PaPa Smurf

added by joey_smurf

Source: By:Joey

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Kathiria82`s Acceptance Speech

posted by kathiria82

I`m so happy :D

I wish I had something quirky or cute to say but I don`t. I`ve been here for nearly 2 years and have never been recognized like this before. The award for image contributions is special because it`s what I love to do. I think I have uploaded pics to just about all the spots I`m part of. If anyone needs me to spam a spot with images just let me know. I truly can`t believe I won the Lifetime Achievement award because I haven`t lived a lifetime yet. Or have I? I`m glad you guys appreciate me enough to nominate me and then choose me as someone who deserves this honor.

There are a few special people...

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luke hemmings girlfriend

added by 5sos_news

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Ariel07 Acceptance Speech!

posted by ariel07

I may repeat myself for my acceptance speech but that’s ok since I don’t think that many people read my first little acceptance speech I left lol. First off I have to thank my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for everything for not only saving me but for everything he has blessed me with and without him I’m nothing and the fact that he blessed me with this gift is still shocking since I never thought I would be drawing. Second I have to thank the amazing lady who nominated me Karen better known as IsisRain on here I’ll always remember you and love you forever for having my art recognized...

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Top 5 Reasons I Did Not Get NOMINATED For A FanPoppy

posted by mynameisearl

David Letterman & the top 5 list

5. No news

4. I didn't add any hard Quizzes on the link spot

3. The Answers forlink &link that I made are not entertaining.

2. I only added 75% and not 100% of the content on the link spot

and the number 1 reason why I did not get nominated for a Fanpoppy award is...

1. Nobody Like Me

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pollyloveshouse's acceptance poem =D

posted by pollyloveshouse

I was meant to tell you Claire was awesome in this, apparently. Didn't fit with the poem though...

Dude, I’ve won a fanpoppy!
I’ve broken out into spontaneous poetry!
I don’t know quite what to do now,
I love it, and don’t want to seem a cow,
Eternally grateful to those who voted
And the judges, wonderfully devoted
The night has been a blast
Near a week, did it last?
No noticeable disasters,
No need for any plasters.

What is this British slang?!
Always hits me with a twang.
If I were normal, I wouldn’t care
My American roots, just to share
Plasters just sounds so posh and drawn out
Said by people who like to pout
A terrible word, if I say so myself
I’ll put it in a book, put it on my top shelf....

luke hemmings new gf

added by 5sos_news

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man on the airport

added by marlena12345

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A Review of the 2009 Fanpoppies by 2009's Favorite Critic

posted by Cinders

First of all, this is by no means an acceptance speech. DrDevience started the tradition of us constructive criticism award winners NOT giving a speech, and therefor I'm continuing it. Besides, it's like, four months later, and you're still waiting for my acceptance speech? Aren't you lovely and devoted fans! But alas, I shall disappoint you, yet again. That is the curse of being worshiped.

Second of all, I thought I'd just say what everyone has been thinking-- the 2009 Fanpoppies were cold. Ice cold. Actually, that's a little unfair. Ice cold implies that there was effort that went in to making...

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ClassicalNadia's Kind Acceptance Speech ❤

posted by ClassicalNadia

Thank you! ❤

I've never done this before, I'll try to keep it short and simple, so here I go! I would just like to say thank you to the judges and for all their hard work organizing this event and thank you to everyone who participated! Thanks to everyone who voted for me. I would also like to thank Dave Lu, because without him their would be no 'Dave Lu Humanitarian' award. You are all beautiful, wonderful people! I am honored that you would even think of me for this. Everyone's a winner in my books. :)

All the other nominees for this award, Ineedcoffee, Cammie, Cinders, and Amazondebs are all amazing...

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Special Award Winners

posted by hooch-is-crazy

Well, here they are, the highly prestigious special awards, The Fanpop Four Award For Constructive Criticism, The Dave Lu Humanitarian Award and The Lifetime Achievement Award.

The Fanpop Four Award For Constructive Criticism

This is the award for the fan who will never shy away from helping people, even if it isn't always positively recieved. All of these nominees are exactly that, from harold's excellent user guides, which provide an excellent amount of information to any new fan, and his articles on Fanpop etiquette, to Cammie's incredible ability to give advice without sounding remotely mean,...