1. Whenever you get a papercut, and it's bleeding, wave your hand around in Carlisle's face saying, "you know you waaaaaaant some."

2. Sneak into Edward's room and redecorate it, including rearranging his CDs

3. Provoke the Volturi and blame it on Jasper

4. Randomly yell "GODDAMMIT!" and whenever one of them asks what happened, say "nooothhinngg' >> with shifty eyes.

5. Give Emmett a teddy bear for his birthday

6. Invite Jacob Black over....

7....including Quil and Embry

8. Put some fake fangs in your mouth and put ketchup on them (for the blood) and run around going "Rawr Ima vampire! Rawr! Rawr!" and jump out from corners, dark hallways, etc at them.

9. Find out where the boundery line is and stand in the werewolf part and throw random insults, making faces, and or throw things at them....

10... Don't forget to say "Nya nya! I'm in werewolf territory! OHHH!

11. Have Emmett and the Volturi have a "Yo' Mama" battle.

12. Follow Edward for an entire day. Don't speak or say anything. At the end of the day, when he asks you why you followed him all day, cling to his arm and say "because I LOOOOOOOOVEEEE you" .......

13. Do the same thing, but infront of Bella.


Source: LizLovesSora.deviantart.com/art/Ways-To-Annoy-the-Cull...485