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Eclipse Trading Cards Series 2
This The Cullen Family photo contains holding cell, stained glass window, penal institution, and penal facility. There might also be slot, one armed bandit, cell, jail cell, prison cell, jail, jailhouse, gaol, clink, slammer, poky, and pokey.
[Some of these things are out of order]
Here are some things not to do to Irritate the Cullens:
1. Tell Rosalie that she is not pretty. [Unless you want your throat ripped out]
2. Tell Emmett that somebody is stronger than him. [Which is impossible]
3. Mess with Bella [Or you'll end up like James,Laurent and Victoria]
4. Change Edward's music CD's to 60's or 70's music [That will get him very mad.]
5. Surprise Alice [That goes for the werewolves too]
6. Tempt Jasper with HUMAN Blood [you'll end up gone like the blood]
7. Win a fight with Emmett. [He'll be pissed off so he will try to win even if it means dying of exhaustion]
8. Get Edward really mad [It will be the last thing you will do]
9. Try to make them break the treaty. [It will get the werewolves mad too then you'll be in twice the danger]
10. Make Edward believe that Bella's really dead [He hates it when he has to go through those pains again then you'll get into DEEP trouble]
Here are some things not to do to Irritate the Cullens:
1. Tell Rosalie that she is not pretty. [Unless you want your throat ripped out]
2. Tell Emmett that somebody is stronger than him. [Which is impossible]
3. Mess with Bella [Or you'll end up like James,Laurent and Victoria]
4. Change Edward's music CD's to 60's or 70's music [That will get him very mad.]
5. Surprise Alice [That goes for the werewolves too]
6. Tempt Jasper with HUMAN Blood [you'll end up gone like the blood]
7. Win a fight with Emmett. [He'll be pissed off so he will try to win even if it means dying of exhaustion]
8. Get Edward really mad [It will be the last thing you will do]
9. Try to make them break the treaty. [It will get the werewolves mad too then you'll be in twice the danger]
10. Make Edward believe that Bella's really dead [He hates it when he has to go through those pains again then you'll get into DEEP trouble]
