The TBBT Rules (part 2)
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then you should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If you like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, you have to lear how to draw
61. You can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. You put it in front of "wine" or "dinning" and you really get something
64. If you have a coupon from the paper, then go to Olive Garden
65. If you know what "AKF" is, you should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If you don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. You should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when you live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new Star Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit next to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Kissing old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if you are a physicist
82. If you are that smart, you should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. You will say things from Star Treck and then you would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, you should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, you will make Jesus cry
87. If you know before eleven, you will get punch on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they cancel your Mastercard
95. You don´t have to thanks everytime you have sex
96. Crocodile is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, you new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope you liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
As I promised, another 50 rules to your life
51. "Mobster sauce" is the kind of sauce that mobsters like
52. If Sheldon says something normal, then that´s a Bazinga
53. If your bedroom says "Die, Sheldon, die", then you should maybe repaint
54. Missing Comic Com is a reason to cry
55. If you like bugs, you´ll never get a Shiksa godess
56. Jewish don´t have hell, they have acd refluz
57. Who doesn´t have a master degree?
58. Do not zaz your mother in esquimal language
59. Don´t ever speak about the nigth that the heat went off
60. To pick up women in a Comic Book store, you have to lear how to draw
61. You can learn swimming in the Internet
62. Don´t ever kid about maths and sex
63. "Fine" is a good word. You put it in front of "wine" or "dinning" and you really get something
64. If you have a coupon from the paper, then go to Olive Garden
65. If you know what "AKF" is, you should know what "OIC" is.
66. Dress up like Catwoman and you´ll be "in power"
67. Galileo did his best discovering while he was drinking wine
68. Smart is the new sexy
69. C3PO does looks like a shinny Sheldon
70. Euclid Avenue is not a good option
71. Most of what Howard says, intend to be humorous
72. India is like and endless Comic Com where everybody wears the same costume. Indian guy
73. If you don´t go dancing every Wednesday, that´s not "Dancing nigth"
74. The elevator will always be broken
75. You should always have an "Sarcasm" letter
76. Dreams are small when you live with Sheldon Cooper
77. Missing the new Star Treck film is also a reason to cry
78. It is wrong to say a tomatoe is a vegeteble. It is very wrong to say it is a suspension bridge
79. Always offer an ice-crem to the sit next to you, even if it´s empty
80. Meitnerium should be called Ekaridium
81. Kissing old ladies isn´t overated. Especially if you are a physicist
82. If you are that smart, you should know who is Radiohead and that Black Eyed Peas is a band
83. You will say things from Star Treck and then you would ask where the hell did that came from
84. If a girl dumps you, you should go to salsa lessons
85. "Vegas baby!" means "Sea world, baby!" to your mother
86. Don´t deceive for personal gain, you will make Jesus cry
87. If you know before eleven, you will get punch on your throat
88. Sir Howard of Wolowits it´s a better nickname than Howdini
89. Always watch the parade on Thanks Giving Dinner
90. Don´t feed the Gremlins
91. Don´t write poems about your friend´s girlfriend
92. The bravest person in the Marvel universe is the doctor who gets Wolverine a prostat exam
93. Bress doesn´t necesarily means woman
94. Have a Visa in case that they cancel your Mastercard
95. You don´t have to thanks everytime you have sex
96. Crocodile is not the same that an alligator
97. Moving with your cousin Avi in Israel could actually work
98. "Wing men" always nod and agree
99. The "Moving finger" is the "The finger"
100. When Raj gets famous, you new friend will be Ironman
Wow! I can´t believe that I wrote 100 rules! Hope you liked it! Probably I won´t be making another one...
