Alistair Oh

"WHAT DID YOU DO" Ian awoke hearing his sister scream this." I I I UM I DIDNT DO NOTHING DUDE I MEAN WELL I MEAN IAN ian WAKE UP" he heard dan scream "is he breathing" he heard the love of his life say. He opened his eyes slowly " well I believe that if um everybody is done talking about this certain subject i believe that i am going to go get something to eat is everyone okay with that" Ian said properly standing up dusting himself off. "Ian what did that evil orphan boy do to you" Natalie said giving Dan a mean look and in reply Dan acted innocent then stuck his tongue out at natalie " Natalie...

Ian turned white as Natalie asked him the question he hoped he would never have to answer. "What is sex" Natalie asked with curiosity "um..um..well" Ian said scratching the back of his head thinking of what he should say when he came up with an idea.
Meanwhile at the Cahill's house
*ringing* "Dan get the phone" Amy screamed from her bedroom. "Yellow who is it" Dan said paying attention to his handheld game "um um um Dan is Amy there" Ian said sounding horrified " Amy its your boyfriend" "He is not my boyfriend"!"What do you want Ian" Amy sighed "can you both come over I'm scared" "of what" "Natalie...