Eminem Wallpapers <3

I don't know how I should call this, a tale? a story?...
Anyway, I'm deff not a good writer in English and this sounds so much better in my head! Anyway, many of you are in the next chapters, but I don't have many ideas...
It's kind of silly too. Btw, credits for the Mouth story (if you don't know go to Mtoll's spot) go to Laurra

Prologue

    Once upon a time in a distant kingdom named TFW, there was a beautiful princess named who liked to spend her days reading her favorite novels (“Friends in Stars Hallow”, “The many alias of BB Bing”, and “Grey and her sacred heart”)....

Soooo, I had no idea what to make Tool for her birthday, and then I remembered how much she loved link, and so I`ve done her a birthday version =D (Also, my Photoshop is being a bitch today). HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINNY WINNY KINNY MINNY LINNY TINNY♥

Where to begin, with our famous Tool?
Cute, smart and effortlessly cool
She`s a twin, a perv, and admittedly a spanker
Don`t say you hate Friends, she`ll call you a wanker!

She`s a legend, I mean, she made the Friends Whatever
That just shows that she`s hot AND clever ;)
Jonas Brothers? Nooo, Eminem`s her man
She hates the JB more than SophiaBrookefan!

She...