Chapter 1 part 2: Haunter Down!
Zapp woke up. It was dark out. But this wasn't the forest. The two people and their Meowth were there again!
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse!
James!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, dats right!
"OH MY GOD THAT MEOWTH JUST TALKED!" Zapp yelled, "...COOL! I'm Sparky! I like pickles and I can fart with my armpit! Doodah *phht!* Deedoo *phht!*" She did this for the next four hours, until three haunters, one a shiny, came out of nowhere! Sparky spoke first, "...HAIIIII! Can you do thi- wait. I KNOW YOU! AHHHHH!" She couldn't shut up to save her life! One of the Haunters grabbed her, and they went off with Sparky. "Dat was... scary." Meowth said. "Really!?" Jesse replied. Suddenly, there was a huge lightning bolt, along with James yelling, "WHAT THE!?" Sparky came out of the trees, unharmed. "Sup?" she said. Then she went to read Warriors. "Wow." the three said. "She can read? But she's a Pokémon!" James said. They all looked at each other. They had the perfect plan!
Zapp woke up. It was dark out. But this wasn't the forest. The two people and their Meowth were there again!
Prepare for trouble!
And make it double!
To protect the world from devastation!
To unite all peoples within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse!
James!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, dats right!
"OH MY GOD THAT MEOWTH JUST TALKED!" Zapp yelled, "...COOL! I'm Sparky! I like pickles and I can fart with my armpit! Doodah *phht!* Deedoo *phht!*" She did this for the next four hours, until three haunters, one a shiny, came out of nowhere! Sparky spoke first, "...HAIIIII! Can you do thi- wait. I KNOW YOU! AHHHHH!" She couldn't shut up to save her life! One of the Haunters grabbed her, and they went off with Sparky. "Dat was... scary." Meowth said. "Really!?" Jesse replied. Suddenly, there was a huge lightning bolt, along with James yelling, "WHAT THE!?" Sparky came out of the trees, unharmed. "Sup?" she said. Then she went to read Warriors. "Wow." the three said. "She can read? But she's a Pokémon!" James said. They all looked at each other. They had the perfect plan!
