(I swear, this is what happens outside our lockers every. Single. Day.)

Boy N: *Walks up to us* OMG, the most hilarious thing happened during Art today! *Starts cackling*
Girl L: No one cares.
Me: That isn't very nice...
Girl M: Who cares.
Me: I do!
Boy N: Boy M was all "NO" and Mrs. M was all "NO YOU BITCH" and--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: *Starting to get annoyed* Okay, I hate to be rude, but please shut up.
Boy L: *Walks by with his books, making strange noises to be annoying*
Girl L: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Boy L: That isn't appropriate language, missy. *Wags his finger disapprovingly but jokingly*
Girl Q: EVERYONE SHUT UP!
Girl C: *Walks by* You guys should get to class.
Me: *Nods* Yeah.
Everyone Else: *Departs for class*