Sweeney Todd Game: Ask a stupid Question Get a stupid answer

xXSweeneyXx posted on May 19, 2010 at 02:13AM
Okay, this is a funny game I learned from the forums on IMDb about a year and a half ago, this is called Ask A Stupid Question get a stupid answer. The rules are that the first poster asks a stupid FACTUAL question relating to Sweeney Todd, then the next user answers it stupidly, then asks a stupid question.

An example would be:

User1: What does Sweeney Do for a living?

User2: Crossdress and direct horrible movies
Who does Anthony sing about?

And then user3 would answer that, then ask a question. I'll start.

According to Anthony, there is no place like _____?

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over a year ago Sweeney-Pie said…
tongue
Tipton, duh.
What color is Sweeney's hair?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
brown and orange

how did mrs. lovett die
over a year ago huddylove_emily said…
tongue
She was trampled by a heard of deranged otters.

What is Pirelli's Miracle Elixer made of?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
apple cider and peanuts

what are mrs lovetts pies made of
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
Nuts and bolts.

Who is Judge Turpin's ward?
over a year ago Sweeney-Pie said…
Beadle Bamford (Ooh lala)

Who killed Pirelli?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
sweeney todd's pet armidillo

what animal do you think lives in mrs lovetts messy hair
over a year ago xxLovettxx said…
A Unicorn

Whats in the picnic hamper in By the Sea?
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over a year ago zanhar1 said…
yo mama (no really mrs lovett coocked her into pie :O)

do you think that in the end anthony and joanna got abducted by aliens and thats why we never found out what happens to them
over a year ago SilverStarlight said…
no, they got trampled by rampaging guinea pigs.

who does anthony pretend to be to find joanna?


over a year ago zanhar1 said…
he pretends to be a lamp post

why doesnt benjerman barker just sue judge turpin
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
Because Sweeney is secretly in love with Turpin.


What lives in the sewers beneath the bakehouse?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
toby

what ate mrs.lovetts pies while she wasnt looking
over a year ago xxLovettxx said…
Sweeney's pet fish.(caught on the boat when he was on his way to London but fell in love with it so he couldnt eat it!)

Why does Toby wear a wig?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
because on one terrifiying stormy tuesday night mrs.lovett decided to host a slumber party and during truth or dare sweeney dared toby to glue the wig to his head... poor toby never got it off.

what if mrs. lovett and sweeney switched roles?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
@Zanhar1 The questions are supposed to be based on fact, not on opinion, sorry.
over a year ago xxLovettxx said…
Why does Anthony alope with Johannah?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Judge Turpin threatened to sttack them with an army of giant fish if they didn't.


Why did Judge Turpin look through the hole in the wall to Johanna's room?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
because he was so stupid that he thought the peep hole was a window...but he enjoyed what he saw (;

Why did the Beadle beat up Anthony?
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over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
Because Anthony stole Beadle's Pokemon cards.


What type of competition took place between Pirelli and Sweeney?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
a DDR contest (Dance Dance Revolution) and of course Sweeney won :)

why did Ben marry Lucy?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she threatened to tell everyone that his best friends were razors if he didn't, XD


Why did Mrs. Lovett cook people into meat pies?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
Turpin double-dog-dared her and you can't turn those down.


After Turpin found out about Johanna and Anthony's plans to elope, in his rage where did he send her?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
Chucky Cheese's...she was never the same after that...poor her.

Why does Mrs. Lovett lock Toby in ther bakehouse?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because she was fraid Sweeney would get jealous, since Toby was in love with her.


Why did Beadle agree to judge the contest between Sweeney and Pirelli?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
Because Judge Turpin stood him up for their date so he had nothing better to do (scandalous!) lol

Why does Mrs. Lovett sing about her pies when Sweeney first comes into the pie shop?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because Judge Turpin held a gun to her head before Sweeney came in. He wanted Sweeney to not like Mrs. Lovett for her bad cooking, so he'd have a shot with her.

Why did Judge Turpin keep Johanna locked up in her room all the time?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
She was in a very looonnnngggg timeout for threatening to show pictures she had to all of London of Judge Turpin and the Beadle

Why did Anthony sneek into Fogg's Asylum?
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over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Because he wanted to get professional help undercover for a few of his..er......ISSUES.

Why did Beadle beat Anthony up with his cane?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
Because Mrs. Lovett stole his baseball bat and his cane was the next best option. Oh and The reason for Anthony getting beat up in the first place was that he made fun of the Beadle by saying that his mother was a hamster...the Beadle didn't like that at all.

What happened to Pirelli?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
He eloped with Mrs. Lovett, so Sweeney got jealous and started murdering everyone.

Why did Judge Turpin send Sweeney to Jail in Austalia?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
So that he could get attacked by the insane killer Koalas...poor Sweeny :(

Why do Mrs. Lovett's pies suck in the beginning of the film?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
Because Edward Cullen was in them

Who is Perlli
over a year ago Belatri said…
crying
a gay fag that uses a small boy for love.


Why dosn't Mr.Todd love Mrs.Lovett?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
thats a good question, the world may never know....XD

Why does Mrs. Lovett say that nothing was gonna harm Tobi?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
So she could lead him to false security, then send him as a hostage to Aragog, the giant spider from Harry Potter that lives in the bakehouse.


Who wants to live by the sea with Sweeney?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
*raises hand* thats me XD

who falls in love with Johanna when he sees her sitting in her window?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
Mrs. Lovett, she's totally got the hots for Johanna.


Who is killed by Toby?
over a year ago Luna--Lovegood said…
Judge Turpin....Toby mistook him for Sweeney

Why did Turpin lock up Johanna in Foggs asylum?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
Because Johanna stole Turpin's last Chocolate Pudding cup so he assumed she had gone crazy to have done such a thing.

Who portrayed Sweeney Todd in the movie?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Spongebob Squarepants. It took A LOT of makeup and costuming!


Who plays Mrs. Lovett?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
The dark lord Voldemort. Who knew he had a taste for musical theatre?


What does Johanna sing to?
over a year ago HattersMadGirl said…
A tea pot.

Why are Sweeney's eyes not purple?
over a year ago EclipseTodd said…
Because he's human not alien!

What does Sweeney use to kill his costumers?
over a year ago xXSweeneyXx said…
He releases a bear from a closet and watches it destroy people.


What happened to Anthony after he was invited into Turpin's house?
over a year ago zanhar1 said…
The remade the spinners end scene i harry potter

what does mrs lovett make
over a year ago WolfPred said…
Gingerbread houses.

Where does Beadle Bamford live?
over a year ago ShadowQueen013 said…
He lives on Mars.

Why does Mrs. Lovett keep telling Sweeney to wait?
over a year ago Brutus-McMillan said…
Because she secretly loves Turpin.

Where does Toby live?
over a year ago KateKicksAss said…
Under a bridge, he's homeless, you see.


Why does Sweeney kill people?