Wait! Don't you go, don't you hurry. I almost didn't see you come, can'tcha sit, sit you down SIT! All I meant is that the customers keep coming in, did you come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if this place is such a mess. But you can't imagine all the stress!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some more pies! Right you are sir, would you like the gin with some more ice?
Mind you I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in London! Even that's insult, the best pies in London.
If you doubt it take a bite! Is that just amazing? You have to concede it. It's nothing but tasteful, here drink this, it's too good! The best pies in London.
And no wonder with the price of meat, what it is, when you get it. Never thought I'd live to see the day. No one thinks it's any treat, finding all gross insects, wot are crawling on the street. Mrs.Mooney has a pie shop! Does a business and I notice something great. Lately all the corner's bugs are someplace else! Have to hand it to her! What a great enterprise, popping beetles into pies. Also works in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make you smile.
And the cockroaches just taste so god damn nice!
No denying times is good sir. Even better than the best pies in London. Only sweet and nothing more, is that just delicious? All meaty and tasty. It screams you:"must eat me!" And taste like...
Well, admire a woman alone. With limited wind. And the best pies in London!
Ah, sir. Times is good. Times is good!