On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.
On the sixth...
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