what is your fav Quotes from sam or dean???

Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

Dean: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
*Dean nods*
Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

Dean: What's a P.A.?
Sam: I think it's kinda like a slave.

my favorite quote from Sam would have to be "I lost my shoe" and Dean would have to be "I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it"

It's really hard to choose because Dean has so many golden lines throughout the show! If I had to choose a few, here would be some:

Dean: "Y'know what? You're right. Come here; I'm gonna lay my head gently on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, hug...maybe even slow dance."

or

Dean: "Dude you...you, like, full-on had a girl inside you for, like, a whole week. Ahahaha. That's pretty naughty."

or

Cop: "You think you're funny."
Dean: "I think I'm adorable."

or

Dean: "If you fudging touch me again I'll fudgin' kill ya!"

or

Dean: "Was it like the movies?"
Sam: "You peed yourself."
Dean: "...of course I peed myself. A man gets hit by a car you think he has full control over his bladder? C'mon!"

ORRRRR

Dean: "Do these tacos taste funny to you?"

ORRRRRRR

Dean: "I'm not gonna let that demon kill some nice, sweet, innocent girl...who hasn't even been laid!"

Or

Dean: "Strippers, Sammy, Strippers. We are on an actual case involving strippers. FINALLY!"

Favorite from Sam

Sam: I lost my shoe. (puppy face)

Favorite from Dean

Dean: (screams) That was scary.

Favorite from both

Sam and Dean: Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up... okay, enough!

OMG !
Thats so hard .. I love everything what they say xD lol
I really can't choose !

This is a hard decision!!!
But i am going to say Dean!!!!!! :)

Sam: Your bossy and short. Hhmm.
Dean: Are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah? So. Stupid.

well dean says so many that i love so i cant choose a favourite but ill just put a few that i like from him. This is from season 4 episode yellow fever when they go to see this old guy
(sam and dean hand old guy their IDs)
Dean: 'Those are real..... obviously.'
(Sam nudges dean to tell him to shut up)

And from sam probably
Sam: 'Dude, i am not using this ID.'
Dean: 'Why not?'
Sam: 'Cos it says bikini inspector on it.'

Thats actually one of my favourite funny scenes from supernatural when he is talking to the receptionist dean says she probably wont even ask to see sams id but she actually does and dean's fake laugh is hilarious and sams face so funny lol

OVERALL I THINK DEANS QUOTES ARE THE FUNNIER LOVE DEAN SO MUCH

There are so many!!
But may favorite ones are Dean's! Like:

Dean: "What is that?"
Sam: "That's an Ipod."
Dean: "You're supposed to care of her, not douche her up!!"

Dean: "Dude, I'm so in!"
Sam: "She's gonna eat you alive!"
Dean: "I just got out of jail, bring it!!"

"Oh, I'm not carrying that. It could go off! I'll man the flashlight."

"We search out things that want to kill us! Or eat us! You know who does that?? Crazy people!!"

"It frustrates me when you say such reackless things."

"Couldn't help but notice that you're 2 tons of fun. (...) Cause, you know, they're just donuts. They're not love."

"Okay, Weirdy McWeirdrson!"

Gottan love Dean :)

From Dean:
"Hey, a pig and a poke"
"bring me some pie...IWANT SOME PIE"
"I hope your apple pie was frikkin WORTH IT!"
"I feel like im at a slumber party"(or is it sleepover i cant remeber)
"Its Moby Dicks Bong"

Sam:
"Your bossy...and short"
"i LOST MY SHOE"

Both:
S:ARE you humming Metallica?
D: It calms me down!

D:Im Dean, THis is sam, we hunt demons
S: Dean, SHUT UP!
D: Im trying....

S:Do you mind not eating that on my bed?
D: No, I dont mind =]

D:you didnt!
S: i did *smiles*

S:I think im allergic to our soap
D: haha
S; Did you do this?
D: ... haha
S: your a frikkin JERK!

Deans funniest sams always kinda grim(be happy sammy, uve got a funny guy like dean to cheer you up)

I have one word for you, and that word is:

"PUDDING!"

Dean- driver picks the music shotgun shuts his cakehole
-i hope your apple pie is frickin worth it!
-that constant chick what a BITCH
-yatzee
Sam- you smell like a toilet
No chick flick moments alright jerk bitch

Young Sam: is dad a spy?
Young dean: he's James bond

Sam: what where you thinking shooting Casper in the face you freak

OH GOD! There's so many!
A line sooooo funny; when Dean enter in the motel room and Sam is watching porn! He closes the tv and
Dean: ...Awkward.

from Sam it would be- Sam: well at least im not afraid of flying.
Dean: planes crash
Sam: and apparently clowns kill

and from Dean- Dean: last time you zapped me some place I didn't poop for a week.

SAM: dean i love you
DEAN: NO CHICK FLICK MOMENTS

Dean all the way!!!

Dean: Eat it Twilight

S2:E7 The Usual Suspects
I didn't realize who the female cop in this episode was until until the last scene as Sam and Dean walk away. Dean asks Sam "did you recognize her? Sam: "no" Dean: "are you hungry?, for some reason I could go for some pea soup"

Police: Is there anything real about you?
Dean: My boobs *grins*

Dean: (out of breath) that was scary!